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re: Marry, F@ck, Kill: Rant edition

Posted on 3/18/15 at 6:35 pm to
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 6:35 pm to
But you still like dick?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

TBird should have an easy time on the Marry part


Ya think?

M: Aggiebelle

F: Also Aggiebelle

K: SpidermanTUba
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 6:41 pm to
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M: Aggiebelle

F: Also Aggiebelle


That's cheating!


Well...its NOT cheating...which is cheating!
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 6:42 pm to
If I had to marry or frick anyone here, then the person I'd kill is myself.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69919 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

gatorprincess?




What's wrong with this choice?







Wellllllllllllllll, Gatorprincess is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch, gatorprincess is a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.


On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch.


Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:10 pm to
I'm no sleuth...but, I picking up a slight hint of negativity. No?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61757 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:12 pm to
M - LanierSpots
F - AUnite
K - Stonehog
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69919 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

I'm no sleuth...but, I picking up a slight hint of negativity. No?




You



You're good, you.





But seriously, she's fat, and a gator fan, and she calls herself a princess. A bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:24 pm to
I sense deflection. You like big girls, I didn't see that coming from you. But, big girls need love too, they just have to pay.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

That's cheating!


Well...its NOT cheating...which is cheating!


A brotha can't win for losing today
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 7:29 pm to
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Ag, I will slap the tots right out of your mouth at the nearest sonic.



just busted out laughing in a study room
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 8:38 pm to
Why would I give away which rant ladies I've got the hots for?
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 8:48 pm to
V&S, you son, have issues.

I think Gatorprincess and CatFan are your ideal women.

Let it out here on the OT, Garrison style. We'll hear your confession, you fricked up Tennessee Volunteer you.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17282 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 8:50 pm to
Anyone for MsGarrsons' ex?
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Anyone for MsGarrsons' ex?


She's not a current poster that I know of. not allowed to play.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17282 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:01 pm to
Sorry
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:17 pm to
I stalk my rant girl IRL we've met like 10 times but she doesn't know it
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Let it out here on the OT, Garrison style.


Don't ask for something you're not prepared for. That mountain man might say he wants to marry Rex and frick tuba. Its a crap shoot around here. Earlier he was wanting to go down on gatorprincess.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

But you still like dick?




Nope
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69919 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Earlier he was wanting to go down on gatorprincess.





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