Started By
Message

SEC teams as Game of Thrones characters(Special 2015 edition)

Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:49 am
Posted by UncleBlazer
Member since Jan 2013
3333 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:49 am
1) Tennessee- Ned Stark Once major players in the game, they are dead and never coming back.

2) South Carolina- Brandon Stark Yes he has his own storyline but does anyone actually care?

3) Kentucky- Hot Pie Very skilled in useless things like baking pies and basketball.

4)Florida- Daenerys Targaryen Not long ago were rulers of the land. They have the weapons to return to the power but don't have the leadership skills currently.

5) Ole Miss- Robb Stark Caught a few of the major players by surprise. Got the big head and were both exposed by their inability to handle their situation.

6)Missouri- Stannis Baratheon Got their chance against the big boys. We see how that turned out.

7)LSU- Joeffrey Baratheon Rose to power quickly and dominantly. Their decline was enjoyed by everyone.

8)Alabama- Tywin Lannister Rich history with many wins. Losing the key big matchups to lesser opponents lately though.

9) Auburn- Tyrion Lannister Little brother but don't let that fool you. Both have their own set of skills and are capable of being among the big boys.

10) Georgia- White Walkers Always promise that they're coming next season. We're still waiting.

11) Arkansas- Varys They have a very low ceiling but are content with this. All the resources but they don't have the balls to be a major player.

12) Texas A&M- Renly Baratheon Both enjoy sex with men.

13) Vanderbilt- Alton Lannister Who? exactly

14) Mississippi State- Walder Frey Like Walder Frey, you can't put much into MSU stock until you know whether Dak will be back. But rest assured when Walder Frey and Dak eventually move on, MSU and the Frey household will return to irrelevance.
This post was edited on 1/5/15 at 9:30 am
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:50 am to
This is so last season- done 10 times or so then.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55558 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:51 am to
quote:

This is so last season- done 10 times or so then.



Yep
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20556 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:51 am to
I can only think of 3 reasons why you might go through this kind of effort.

I can think of 42 reasons why you shouldn't have.

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68425 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:52 am to
nerd board
Posted by UncleBlazer
Member since Jan 2013
3333 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:53 am to
quote:

This is so last season- done 10 times or so then.


2015 update
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167647 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:55 am to
I hope you didn't waste a lot of time coming up with this
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:58 am to
Brandon Stark is the Chosen One, he will defend the realm against the White Walker Cold Yankee North sumsabitches.
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6224 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:00 am to
quote:

but they don't have the balls to be a major player.

iSWYDT
quote:

Both enjoy sex with men




Very well executed. Even if its apparently been done before. This one is accurate for the current state of affairs.

Good job
This post was edited on 1/5/15 at 9:59 am
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6224 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:02 am to
Very true... However

He also cant use his legs....
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91040 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:03 am to
quote:

2015 update


Then States doesn't make sense considering we had a better year than y'all. But you're just an OM homer
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:06 am to
quote:

2015 update


Then ole miss should be dani's brother that was a dick and who seemed intimidating at first but died early on.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37870 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:07 am to
Posted by UncleBlazer
Member since Jan 2013
3333 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:09 am to
quote:

But you're just an OM homer


quote:

Ole Miss- Robb Stark Caught a few of the major players by surprise. Got the big head and were both exposed by their inability to handle their situation.


Posted by UncleBlazer
Member since Jan 2013
3333 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Then ole miss should be dani's brother that was a dick and who seemed intimidating at first but died early on.


Not a bad choice but hey we did beat Tywin Lannister once!
Posted by UncleBlazer
Member since Jan 2013
3333 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:14 am to
quote:

deltaland


Put MSU in 2015 terms just for you
Posted by TaxmanMSU
a glasscase of emotion
Member since Oct 2012
4217 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:15 am to
This is literally, yes literally, the 10th time I've seen this same exact thread. Boo on you sir.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:30 am to
Rob Stark is better than what we got last year.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54986 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:33 am to
quote:

SEC


Yes, I waste much time following these shows

quote:

Game of Thrones


Nope, not watched a single show. Does this come on during SEC programming?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35532 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 8:34 am to
It's been done to death, but still one of the better ones I've seen.
Page 1 2
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter