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Hey ladies! Its that time of year again where us ladies dream about a life with a great SEC coach and evaluate which coaches are the most attractive. Results are in and #Georgia tops the list although ladies cannot resist a little Pink in our life. Close race!

1) Richt - A perfect male specimen. He likes it dawgy style and so do we!

2) Pinkel - We imagine him tickling us pink while drinking wine by a fireplace. A wonderful fantasy.

3) Muschamp - So sad to see him go. He would top our list if he wasn't recently fired. Our hearts melted everytime his baby face was interviewed. Goodbye, luv!

4) Miles - Not only a good looking man, but very playful too! He's the one we role play with at midnight.

5) Sumlin - Our black cowboy. A Texas accent is attractive. What woman can resist chocolate and a Texas accent? Exactly.

6) Saban - Short but powerful. He may lack height, but he knows what he wants and he achieves it! He's probably the dominator...the alpha male.

7) Butch Jones - Sort of a cute boyish face. He would move up this list if he wasn't mad all of the time.

8) Bielema - Where do we start...Coach B is the definition of hot. Cute stubble on his jawline. Passionate about his players. He may be hefty but clearly he's doing something right. Jen seems more than satisfied!

9) Mullen - He came off like a sore loser after he lost to Ole Miss which means he may be high maintenance and overly sensitive. Women don't like sensitive men. We want a man who is emotionally mature. Maybe he'll grow up and movie up the list one day.

10) Derek Mason - Derek is ranked low because he's new. We just need more time to evaluate him. However we like what we physically see!

11) Malzahn - Has a creeper nerd vibe. He's interesting. Could be a psycho ego maniac behind closed doors or a total teddy bear. Not sure anyone should take that chance.

12) Spurrier - We hate to rank him so low but he is old afterall. 20 years ago he would be at the top of the list, but a girl needs more than just money even though money is a huge part of the equation.

13) Mark Stoops - Looks upset. Overweight. Fat face. Do not want.

14) Hugh Freeze - If you discovered that your blind date was in fact the Easter Bunny, would you be excited? What if that Easter Bunny spoke like he walked out of the movie #Mississippi Burning? Case closed.

ETA:

Piggilicious, a well known female Arkansas poster took issue with the "Gold Diggers" list and made a list of her own:

Piggi's Secsybeast Coach list:

1) Saban - Sure he's no spring chicken but he's the king and the king gets what he wants even if he comes in a small package. We've seen him smack some booty before and scream very passionately- who wouldn't enjoy that?

2) Bielema - Big, burly, manly and rugged- with a very nice face. And also a bit of a teddy bear.

3)Sumlin - Dark chocolate anyone? Sumlin seems just the right amount of animated yet rather calm/soothing- nice combo.

4) Pinkel- Probably the best looking of them all in his prime and still quite nice.

5) Richt- Very nice looking although I think sleeping with Richt would be just that...sleeping.

6) Mullen - Nice enough looking- rather generic I would say. Could do worse especially if we're going simply by gold digging $tandard$.

7) Muschamp - the equivalent of man's desire for a woman who's crazy in the sack. Who knows what you'd get with him? Hopefully full throttle passion and no tears.

8) Mason - Nice looking and after this season of disappointments should be very into pleasing others if you know what I mean.

9)Spurrier - Doughy, not by fat but by age. Still has that sass and swag which most women like.

10) Miles - not bad looking, would probably tickle your funny bone if nothing else.

11) Mark Stoops - Not hideous but not very attractive either.

12) Butch Jones - Not hideous either but something about him looks very schmarmy and jerkish and not in a sexy way.

13) Malzahn- i have bias against him so this one isn't fair but the idea itself just creeps me out. He's not ugly but no thanks money isn't that important.

14) Freeze - Bless his heart.

This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 1:46 pm