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Rivalry Week is Here - Pic, Fark, Joke thread.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 11:19 am
Posted on 11/23/14 at 11:19 am
A Clemson fan, Georgia fan, and a Carolina fan were going fishing together one day when they discovered the body of a dead woman on the side of the road. The woman was completely naked so out of respect they decided to take their hats off and cover her. The Carolina fan laid his hat over her left breast, the Georgia fan laid his over her right breast, and the Clemson fan laid his over her crotch.
They called the cops and once they got there the police had to examine the body. The officer lifted the Carolina hat and wrote something on his notepad, he then lifted the Georgia hat and did the same thing. He got to the Clemson hat and lifted it, put it back down, lifted it again and then lifted again a third time.
The Clemson fan was a little upset and ask the officer was he some kind of pervert, to which the officer replied, nope just shocked, I'm used to seeing a$$holes up under these hats.
They called the cops and once they got there the police had to examine the body. The officer lifted the Carolina hat and wrote something on his notepad, he then lifted the Georgia hat and did the same thing. He got to the Clemson hat and lifted it, put it back down, lifted it again and then lifted again a third time.
The Clemson fan was a little upset and ask the officer was he some kind of pervert, to which the officer replied, nope just shocked, I'm used to seeing a$$holes up under these hats.
This post was edited on 11/23/14 at 9:31 pm
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 9:28 am to CockInYourEar
Dabo and Chad Morris are driving their tractors through taterville, when they happen upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. Chad Morris hops of his tractor and runs over and immediatly starts fricking the goat hard.
After a few moments of pounding this goat in the arse, Chad looks over at dabo and says "you wan git sum of this?"
Dabo says "dam yea!" and runs over and sticks his head in the fence!
Cop, with Hotdog, arrests angry tater
After a few moments of pounding this goat in the arse, Chad looks over at dabo and says "you wan git sum of this?"
Dabo says "dam yea!" and runs over and sticks his head in the fence!
Cop, with Hotdog, arrests angry tater
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 9:40 am
Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:33 am to CockInYourEar
This post was edited on 11/24/14 at 10:51 am
Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:30 pm to Mr.Sinister
Posted on 11/25/14 at 5:43 am to CockInYourEar
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Posted on 11/25/14 at 7:54 am to atlgamecockman
A Clemson fan walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Clemson jersey and helmet, and festooned with Clemson pom-poms.
The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”
The Clemson fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can watch the SCvsClemson football game!”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The rivalry game begins with the Clemson receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Clemson beats South Carolina?”
The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 5 years.”
The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”
The Clemson fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can watch the SCvsClemson football game!”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The rivalry game begins with the Clemson receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Clemson beats South Carolina?”
The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 5 years.”
Posted on 11/25/14 at 7:59 am to CockInYourEar
I dont always talk to clemson fans...
but when I do, I order large Fries from them
but when I do, I order large Fries from them
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:02 am to CockInYourEar
Beat Clemson!
Posted on 11/25/14 at 12:03 pm to AmericusDawg
Posted on 11/25/14 at 12:48 pm to Gamecox20
Life and art merge.
A taterhead with a head that looks like a tater!
Don't Bend Over In the Garden, Granny - You Know Them Taters Got Eyes - Lewis Grizzard
- now I know what he meant when he said this.
A taterhead with a head that looks like a tater!
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Don't Bend Over In the Garden, Granny - You Know Them Taters Got Eyes - Lewis Grizzard
- now I know what he meant when he said this.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:49 pm to Gamecox20
Who is the guy in second pic. I can't remember his youtube. His melts are awesomely funny. TIA 
Posted on 11/25/14 at 11:08 pm to RFDAWG
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Who is the guy in second pic. I can't remember his youtube. His melts are awesomely funny. TIA
I can't remember either but I remember watching the video of him crying after USC beat him last year or the year before
Posted on 11/25/14 at 11:36 pm to Cockopotamus
SavageTiger
Posted on 11/25/14 at 11:57 pm to CNB
Thanks CNB!!!
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:59 am to RFDAWG
Savage Tiger's favorite band = Savage Garden
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:02 am to RFDAWG
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Who is the guy in second pic. I can't remember his youtube. His melts are awesomely funny. TIA
Oh, that is Savage Tiger, real name, Phillip Manley (he posts videos under he real name on youtube.)
He is the EPIC CLEMSON FAIL fan, that was arrested several years ago.
He worked at Arby's.
He stole the safe from Arby's.
He wheeled the safe behind a China Wok restaurant.
He then went to WalMart to buy tools to break into the safe.
He FAILED to break into the safe and gave up.
He was picked up hours later, arrested, booked and convicted.
https://www.wspa.com/story/21495982/two-teenagers-charged-with-dragging-safe-out-of-arbys
He also had one of the greatest college football melts on youtube of all time. It has almost 30K views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqwPy8nyKQE
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:07 am to CockInYourEar
In the mall there were 3 robbers who were being chased by a police, one was a UGA fan, one was a Kentucky fan, and one was a Clemson fan.
The three robbers found a 3 crates to hide in. The UGA fan hid in the crate marked puppies, the Kentucky fan hid in the crate marked kittens and the Clemson fan hid in the crate marked potatoes.
Later the police walked by and saw the 3 crates, the police kicked the first crate marked puppies and the UGA robber said "woof,woof,woof" The police officer said ,"Oh! its only a dog."
Then he kicked the 2nd crate marked kittens and the Kentucky robber said "meow,meow, meow." The police officer said "Oh! its only a cat."
Finally the police officer kicked the 3rd crate and the Clemson robber said, "Taters, Taters, Taters."
The three robbers found a 3 crates to hide in. The UGA fan hid in the crate marked puppies, the Kentucky fan hid in the crate marked kittens and the Clemson fan hid in the crate marked potatoes.
Later the police walked by and saw the 3 crates, the police kicked the first crate marked puppies and the UGA robber said "woof,woof,woof" The police officer said ,"Oh! its only a dog."
Then he kicked the 2nd crate marked kittens and the Kentucky robber said "meow,meow, meow." The police officer said "Oh! its only a cat."
Finally the police officer kicked the 3rd crate and the Clemson robber said, "Taters, Taters, Taters."
Posted on 11/26/14 at 11:51 am to CockInYourEar
Connor Shaw gets a paycheck this week from the Cleveland Browns of the NFL.
Tahj Boyd gets a paycheck this week from the Boston Brawlers of the Fall Experimental Football League (FXFL).
Tahj Boyd gets a paycheck this week from the Boston Brawlers of the Fall Experimental Football League (FXFL).
Posted on 11/26/14 at 3:53 pm to CockInYourEar
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:00 pm to scrooster
Love this one. Stood in the same spot 20 years ago. Only time i ever regretted not having a camera phone.
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