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Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:04 am
Posted by Recruitingjunkie
Member since Jan 2014
3059 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:04 am
My best friend of 25 years has a fart, poop, and pee fetish. He lets women shite on his chest, face, he eats it, sniffs it, drinks it. everything

What do I do?
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21210 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:16 am to
I'm...stay the hell away from that disease ridden freak?
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 5:31 am to
I can be a bit of a perv at times but that shite there is....there are no words. Damn it man.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:29 am to
Gross. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Let the man be
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96010 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:32 am to
That's gross. But it ain't me, so who cares?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:39 am to
That reminds me of Not Another Teen Movie
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:04 am to
I'm down to try anything once.. Except for the shite and pee stuff.. That's just weird
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6778 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:10 am to
"My friend"
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:45 am to
"Dude, you've got something in your teeth there."

"Did you have hamburger for lunch?"

"No, wait..."

"OH shite!"
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25146 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:09 am to
Alabama fans
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5139 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:23 am to
quote:

My friend


wants to try it with you
Posted by BoulderReb
Broomfield, CO
Member since Nov 2013
492 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:19 pm to
So does he just casually mention this during foreplay or is this an ice breaker to kick off a date?
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38382 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:38 pm to
I don't believe you.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35446 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:09 pm to
My best friend of 25 years told he me he can only get off doing it with women.

To which I replied, "This is not proper pillow talk".
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 4:16 pm to
unfriend
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36122 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 6:04 pm to
I mean whatever floats your boat I guess, but definitely not for me. I don't even like my own shite on me.
Posted by jefffan
Florence- Sumter- Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2013
4971 posts
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:58 pm to
I've fapped to a lot of things I'm not proud of.

But that right there is loney. Your friend needs to be committed to a mental hospital imo
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15164 posts
Posted on 11/15/14 at 6:25 am to
Damn. Even I don't know anyone that fricking kinky. And I live in frickin Orlando
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 11/15/14 at 7:36 am to
quote:


My best friend of 25 years has a fart, poop, and pee fetish. He lets women shite on his chest, face, he eats it, sniffs it, drinks it. everything



Women don't poop. Impossible!
This post was edited on 11/15/14 at 7:37 am
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 11/15/14 at 7:40 am to
How do you find women willing to poop on you, and then watch you eat it? I just don't think these things exist.

This post was edited on 11/15/14 at 7:43 am
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