re: (Other Side)Chris_topher's love advice thread

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Chris_topher's love advice thread

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I was seriously expecting something along the lines of:

"Use extra moisturizing lotion for your hand to keep it soft and happy. It will pay dividends during intimacy, as well."

"When your online girlfriend is yelling at you, don't just log off of your instant messenger to get away, but try to work through your problems. Try reading through The Joy of Trek during Skype sessions to increase your relationship bond."

"It's not appropriate to treat your girlfriend like a slave. Make sure you program her with adequate AI to give the appearance of free will."

"Before inviting your lady friend back to your place, always make sure your mother knows ahead of time so she doesn't interrupt your private D&D session in your basement bedroom. Nothing ruins a good time like having to break character to help your parents with tech support"

"If your girlfriend wants to play WoW with her clan instead of with you, don't take it personally. Giving her that needed space and time away with her other online friends will make her appreciate you even more."