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re: My experience with a Bama fan this past Saturday

Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:52 pm to
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We didn't land on the moon either.


Never happened.

Posted by Kritten
Athens, Ga
Member since Sep 2014
1594 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:53 pm to
I bought his beer. You'd think that he would be more respectful and appreciative.
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19603 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:54 pm to
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Congrats on the oil change, bud light and hot wing kid vacation. I guess that $20 coupon book is really paying off!


I went with Lagunitas IPA on draft. (Yes, I can pronounce it correctly). I did get some wings as well.

Total was around $32.74 plus tip if I recall with no coupon.
Posted by CrimsonCowboy
Member since Sep 2014
516 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:54 pm to
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Great Post. Will print it and read it aloud at Thanksgiving.


lmao!

thats gold!
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:55 pm to
Do you know that in that year it would've been harder to fake the moon landing then actually going to the moon? The cameras back then really sucked....you don't really believe they faked it do you?
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 1:56 pm
Posted by phaz
Waddell, AZ
Member since Jan 2009
5825 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:01 pm to
The best solution is to leave a Alabama stronghold like the Nashville area and head to the mountains of east Tennessee where your kind belong.
Posted by tkane311
Mo-billionaire
Member since Oct 2009
2336 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:03 pm to
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northalabamacracker


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Holy shite. Sweet melt dip shite.


It doesn't have the same sting this time around. Not sure what it is. Maybe your lack of creativity. It pissed me off the first time. This time, I feel a little sorry for you.

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Since i have been gone you have exposed yourself as an OT baller (Vp of a 200 million dollar company. Not surprising JSU produces those by the thousand (snicker))
.

It is what it is. Believe it or not (or google it if able), JSU is in the top 10% of business schools. Not exactly Harvard...but neither is Auburn which produced quite a few CEO's, including Tim Cook of Apple.

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and a Auburn sidewalker.


Spent a year there before transferring to be closer to my daughter. Also grew up around Auburn football (step father was an alumni and VP when he married my mom) so I had the unique opportunity to go to all of the games, including away, hang with Pat Dye, etc...And I think having earned credits at Auburn at all means I am not a sidewalker...but whatever makes you feel better.

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Wow, your even more of a loser than i first read you to be. My bad


I'm a loser. That's a good one. Use of "dip shite" 3 times, and then you reached way down deep and got...wait for it..."loser". Get back on your forklift before I quit signing your checks, Clovis.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:04 pm to
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Do you know that in that year it would've been harder to fake the moon landing then actually going to the moon? The cameras back then really sucked....you don't really believe they faked do you?


Do you know that this was a scene from Capricorn One, which was a movie (then book) about a faked Mars landing? It was inspired by the conspiracy theorists who believed the moon landing wasn't real. They actually had cooperation from NASA in making the movie...

I guess most of the posters on here aren't old enough to even know about it, much less remember it. I guess they can ask their parents when they get home.



ETA...of course it never happened...the earth is really flat, too. All of this, "Science" stuff is a bunch of B.S.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 2:06 pm
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:09 pm to
the more I know.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:12 pm to
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the more I know


One of the astronauts in the movie was O.J. Simpson (prior to his glove wearing, knife slashing days)...of course, since he was a black actor in a 70's movie...he was the first one to die off.
Posted by GregAl
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
3659 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:13 pm to
Since when do Tennessee fans watch football games?
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:15 pm to
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Since when do Tennessee fans watch football games?


UT had a bye...so there was no reason to avoid TVs.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:18 pm to
OJ made some awful choices in life.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:20 pm to
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OJ made some awful choices in life.


Understatement of the day.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41065 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:22 pm to
Just described about every sidewalk Bama fan I've ever met.
Posted by Kritten
Athens, Ga
Member since Sep 2014
1594 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:03 pm to
But the good thing is that it does not get to you.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58107 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:46 pm to
Bro if you're gonna do a thread about watching bama games with bama fans you have to do a live in game thread


That's what all the cool kids do
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:48 pm to
Sounds like he is on first name basis with Kirby Smart tho
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32211 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:55 pm to
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He starts complaining about Kiffin's shotgun formation and then the long TD happened.
It was their first offensive play. How did he have time to complain?
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19603 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:16 pm to
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It was their first offensive play. How did he have time to complain?


Pretty easily:

1. They broke the huddle
2. They lined up in Shotgun formation.
3. Dood said, "Kiffin, what are you doing? Run the bawl!" (the snap was in progress at this point)
4. Ball was snapped and the TD happened.
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