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My experience with a Bama fan this past Saturday
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:41 am
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:41 am
I had a strategically timed oil change at 2:30, so I could walk across the parking lot and watch some of the game without the kids and other noise. My plan was to enjoy this precious alone time and then a Bama fan sat next me:
Bama fan comes in and starts talking like he is a football expert. He starts complaining about Kiffin's shotgun formation and then the long TD happened. He's too busy celebrating and too stupid to realize that he was criticizing Kiffin 5 seconds previous.
When Florida tied it up at 7-7, he proudly proclaimed, "It only took us 1 play to score and Florida 3 plays to score with a fumble". He repeated this a few times.
After the first Bama fumble, he starts yelling to "put the starters in!"
After every play, he would mumble. "Come ooon, Bama" to himself
After the 2nd Bama fumble, he threw his hat and sunglasses on the ground and sat there with his arms crossed in silence. After the replays, he started in the refs and replay officials had it in on Bama because they were tired of Bama winning.
Right before Florida scored one of their TDs on blitz by the D, he was yelling, "Kirby blitz!"
This guy was probably 65 years old. Thank God he only had 1 beer.
Bama fan comes in and starts talking like he is a football expert. He starts complaining about Kiffin's shotgun formation and then the long TD happened. He's too busy celebrating and too stupid to realize that he was criticizing Kiffin 5 seconds previous.
When Florida tied it up at 7-7, he proudly proclaimed, "It only took us 1 play to score and Florida 3 plays to score with a fumble". He repeated this a few times.
After the first Bama fumble, he starts yelling to "put the starters in!"
After every play, he would mumble. "Come ooon, Bama" to himself
After the 2nd Bama fumble, he threw his hat and sunglasses on the ground and sat there with his arms crossed in silence. After the replays, he started in the refs and replay officials had it in on Bama because they were tired of Bama winning.
Right before Florida scored one of their TDs on blitz by the D, he was yelling, "Kirby blitz!"
This guy was probably 65 years old. Thank God he only had 1 beer.
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:42 am to Serraneaux
frick you , nobody cares
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:42 am to MasCervezas
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frick you , nobody cares
Thanks for not caring and posting about not caring.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:42 am to Serraneaux
Great Post. Will print it and read it aloud at Thanksgiving.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 10:43 am
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:43 am to Serraneaux
This description sounds spot on
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:43 am to Serraneaux
Nominees for the worst Tennessee poster of all time
CarryTheFight
Phat Phil
Serraneaux
CarryTheFight
Phat Phil
Serraneaux
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:44 am to Serraneaux
congrats on the football watching 
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:44 am to FairhopeTider
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Will print it and read it aloud at Thanksgiving
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:45 am to Serraneaux
And all Tennessee fans sound like Keith Jackson and Gary Danielson dissecting the merits of the Tampa 2.
Oh and CSB
Oh and CSB
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:47 am to Tornado Alley
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CarryTheFight
Forgot about that one.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:47 am to Serraneaux
moved to the 'cool story brah' board
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 10:48 am
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:48 am to Serraneaux
Wait, so you watch football at a Jiffy Lube?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:48 am to Serraneaux
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I had a strategically timed oil change at 2:30, so I could walk across the parking lot and watch some of the game
That was pretty cool of your boss to only schedule you for one oil change on Saturday, would have sucked if you were under cars all day.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:48 am to JS4tigers
Clearly this guy is the only person on the planet that roots for a team and doesn't really know much about the game.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:49 am to Serraneaux
I have met him.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:50 am to OnTheBrink
Toyota of Cool Springs - Buffalo Wild Wings across the parking lot :)
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:50 am to Serraneaux
None of your shite is ever funny and yet you still type so fricking much.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:50 am to BackInBlackTiger
Yeah...have had quite a few of those. My favorite was this woman made up like Tammy Fay Baker with a 1/4" of make up and blue eyeshadow...LSU Bama game, I was at Jefferson's in Jacksonville, AL...I want to say around 2000 or so...she was obnoxious, drunk, etc... Bama lost this game at the last second and when she realized that it was done, she made this horrible gasp sound...I have only heard it twice in my life before (1. a coworker getting a call that her estranged husband had died in his sleep 2. A truck driver calling to check on his sick mother and hearing that she had died). Anyway, she made that sound, and then sobbed uncontrollably for several minutes. People were so uncomfortable they were getting up and leaving. That make-up running down her face made her look like some kind of female joker lunatic.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:50 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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That was pretty cool of your boss to only schedule you for one oil change on Saturday, would have sucked if you were under cars all day.
wow. just wow. 2/10 for originality :)
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:51 am to Hardy_Har
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None of your shite is ever funny and yet you still type so fricking much.
hardy_har har!!!!
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