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What You Respect About Each Program
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:42 am
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:42 am
Time for one last offseason thread because honestly the SEC season really gets going this week:
Florida - Best overall AD in the SEC, real commitment to academics
Georgia - one of the coolest stadiums and college towns
Kentucky - is the SEC's basketball credibility
Mizzou - Pinkel is a solid coach, our partner in the escape from the Big 12 prison
USC - most loyal fans in America
UT - the best orange UT, loves 1998 like Aggies do
Vanderbilt - I half think they actually run the league considering how many good decisions are made
Alabama - has every reason to demand their own network or special concessions but instead they accept it when they don't get their way
Auburn - a very tight knit community that has a reputation of healing lost souls
LSU - a respected nearby opponent with loose women, loose liquor laws, and a strong sense of attachment to their team
Ole Miss - freaking says FU to the haters and still uses the name Ole Miss
MSU - salt-of-the-earth folks that are proud of who they are
Arky - the first program to tell Texas to fook off
Florida - Best overall AD in the SEC, real commitment to academics
Georgia - one of the coolest stadiums and college towns
Kentucky - is the SEC's basketball credibility
Mizzou - Pinkel is a solid coach, our partner in the escape from the Big 12 prison
USC - most loyal fans in America
UT - the best orange UT, loves 1998 like Aggies do
Vanderbilt - I half think they actually run the league considering how many good decisions are made
Alabama - has every reason to demand their own network or special concessions but instead they accept it when they don't get their way
Auburn - a very tight knit community that has a reputation of healing lost souls
LSU - a respected nearby opponent with loose women, loose liquor laws, and a strong sense of attachment to their team
Ole Miss - freaking says FU to the haters and still uses the name Ole Miss
MSU - salt-of-the-earth folks that are proud of who they are
Arky - the first program to tell Texas to fook off
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Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:44 am to cardboardboxer
I don't like any of you frickers.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:45 am to cardboardboxer
ISWYD. 
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:46 am to cardboardboxer
UGA: Sanford Stadium/Athens
TENN: Neyland
UK: Mark Stoops, really respected them more after the last game
SC: Spurrier is one of the GOAT
Missouri: Pinkel has done a very solid job
Vandy: Cool city
ALA: I respect Saban a lot, he can be a prick, but I respect the hell out of his coaching ability
AUB: Love gus
ARK: Cool looking stadium, would like to go to fayetteville
OM: The grove
Miss St: Dak Prescott
LSU: favorite sec team, outside of UF. Tiger Stadium
TXAM: Kyle Field
TENN: Neyland
UK: Mark Stoops, really respected them more after the last game
SC: Spurrier is one of the GOAT
Missouri: Pinkel has done a very solid job
Vandy: Cool city
ALA: I respect Saban a lot, he can be a prick, but I respect the hell out of his coaching ability
AUB: Love gus
ARK: Cool looking stadium, would like to go to fayetteville
OM: The grove
Miss St: Dak Prescott
LSU: favorite sec team, outside of UF. Tiger Stadium
TXAM: Kyle Field
This post was edited on 9/16/14 at 10:46 am
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:46 am to cardboardboxer
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is the SEC's basketball credibility
we helped out there too
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:47 am to cardboardboxer
Miss St.- The GRIND
LSU- the BUTTHURT
LSU- the BUTTHURT
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:51 am to cardboardboxer
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MSU - salt-of-the-earth folks that are proud of who they are
These days we are more of an engineering school than an Ag school. Our students are more likely to be nerds than "salt-of-the-earth folks".
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:53 am to cardboardboxer
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Kentucky - is the SEC's basketball credibility
Um, they do have some pretty significant help.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:55 am to cardboardboxer
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Auburn
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LSU
Giving kids a second chance. It's an honorable quality to forgive.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:56 am to cardboardboxer
thank yall for the kind words.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 10:58 am to cardboardboxer
Ole Miss: hawt women
Alabama: lots of booger sugar
UGA: best place in SEC
Vandy: incredible school
MSU: I respect anyone who could live in Starkville and not die of boredom.
Alabama: lots of booger sugar
UGA: best place in SEC
Vandy: incredible school
MSU: I respect anyone who could live in Starkville and not die of boredom.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 11:07 am to cardboardboxer
Florida-academics and all around athletic excellence
Georgia- best barbeque in the country
Kentucky-fine women
Mizzou-school of journalism
USC-fine women; also the low country is tops
UT- Tennessee people are great folks
Vandy-academics and they are in Nashville
Bama-
Auburn-great mascot and great fans
A&M-great band and lots of cheap whorey type women
Ole Miss-
MSU-nice folk that somehow put up with us talking shite about them; they don't deserve it
Arky-
i'll have to think awhile about bama, ole miss and arky. there has to be something. there has to be.
Georgia- best barbeque in the country
Kentucky-fine women
Mizzou-school of journalism
USC-fine women; also the low country is tops
UT- Tennessee people are great folks
Vandy-academics and they are in Nashville
Bama-
Auburn-great mascot and great fans
A&M-great band and lots of cheap whorey type women
Ole Miss-
MSU-nice folk that somehow put up with us talking shite about them; they don't deserve it
Arky-
i'll have to think awhile about bama, ole miss and arky. there has to be something. there has to be.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 11:08 am to cardboardboxer
Texas A&M: Fans that love posting offseason threads in mid-September.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 11:18 am to cardboardboxer
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LSU - a respected nearby opponent with loose women, loose liquor laws, and a strong sense of attachment to their team
Other southern LA cities think Baton Rouge has strict alcohol laws.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 11:48 am to cardboardboxer
Florida - Urban Meyer discipline program
Georgia - Always overachieving. Mark Richt is always in control and a good guy.
Kentucky - Always do more with less in basketball.
Mizzou - Great DUI awareness programs
USC - That ACC championship
UT - Really good at ingesting alcohol
Vanderbilt - Lots of hot girls
Alabama - Really reasonable and kind fan base.
Texas A&M - Really hot girls as well. Also gives Micheal Sam a place to visit in his home state.
LSU - Handle losses well, smell great.
Ole Miss - Great history of easing racial tensions. Great mascot.
MSU - Lead most series against SEC opponents
Arky - Great motorcycle program
Georgia - Always overachieving. Mark Richt is always in control and a good guy.
Kentucky - Always do more with less in basketball.
Mizzou - Great DUI awareness programs
USC - That ACC championship
UT - Really good at ingesting alcohol
Vanderbilt - Lots of hot girls
Alabama - Really reasonable and kind fan base.
Texas A&M - Really hot girls as well. Also gives Micheal Sam a place to visit in his home state.
LSU - Handle losses well, smell great.
Ole Miss - Great history of easing racial tensions. Great mascot.
MSU - Lead most series against SEC opponents
Arky - Great motorcycle program
Posted on 9/16/14 at 11:51 am to cardboardboxer
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MSU - salt-of-the-earth folks that are proud of who they are
Talk about a back handed compliment.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 12:29 pm to cardboardboxer
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Florida - Best all-around university in the SEC.
Georgia - Athens is the model with which all college towns should mimic.
Kentucky - Basketball and Ashley Judd
Mizzou - 3* SECE Champs
USC - They fill the stadium, regardless of W/L
UT - Brothers in hate
Vanderbilt - Money, clout, and academics.
Alabama - They have to deal with an excessive amount of rouge fans, has to be a headache.
LSU - "Death Valley" during a night game.
Ole Miss - The epitome of southern culture and charm.
MSU - Grinding for their state. I respect someone that maintains even when there is little hope of success.
Arky - Beautiful campus, first class facilities.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 12:38 pm to cardboardboxer
Florida - our eastern twin
Georgia - they are really good sometimes
Kentucky - love their more traditional fb unis
Mizzou - don't know anything about them
USC - spurrier is good fun
UT - paynurts
Vanderbilt - really expensive school
Alabama - will do anything to win at football
Auburn - hates bama
LSU - damn strong football team
Ole Miss - plenty of hots
MSU - they hate ole miss
Arky - they somehow pull off having a swine mascot
Georgia - they are really good sometimes
Kentucky - love their more traditional fb unis
Mizzou - don't know anything about them
USC - spurrier is good fun
UT - paynurts
Vanderbilt - really expensive school
Alabama - will do anything to win at football
Auburn - hates bama
LSU - damn strong football team
Ole Miss - plenty of hots
MSU - they hate ole miss
Arky - they somehow pull off having a swine mascot
Posted on 9/16/14 at 6:36 pm to cardboardboxer
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Alabama - has every reason to demand their own network or special concessions but instead they accept it when they don't get their way
What you haven't figured out as a newcomer to the SEC is that even when Bama seems to not be getting their way they are getting their way. You have to read between the lines.
Posted on 9/16/14 at 6:40 pm to cardboardboxer
Florida - gives kids from New Jersey that want to go to college in the southeast a place to go where they won't annoy actual southerners.
Georgia - Athens is like a really big Oxford.
Kentucky - Somebody in the conference has to like basketball.
Missouri - Hey, at least you're not Iowa.
South Carolina - Loyal.
Tennessee - I've always thought that the raccoon skin cap should come back in style and Tennessee shares that opinion with me.
Vanderbilt - Our league needs some academic credibility.
Alabama - Dedication. It's laudable to have a fanbase with that many men and women willing to shave a houndstooth pattern in their back hair every week.
Auburn - They put up with Alabama fans every day in their state... and haven't killed any yet. That's respectable.
LSU - If they would just add green to their uniforms, it could be Mardi Gras all football season.
Ole Miss - Turning football games into fashion shows since 1959.
MSU - They make a mean edam cheese.
Arkansas - I've always liked Arkansas because they were the first (and only) team I saw SMU beat my freshman year.
Texas A&M - They make joining a cult seem like it's almost a cool thing to do.
Georgia - Athens is like a really big Oxford.
Kentucky - Somebody in the conference has to like basketball.
Missouri - Hey, at least you're not Iowa.
South Carolina - Loyal.
Tennessee - I've always thought that the raccoon skin cap should come back in style and Tennessee shares that opinion with me.
Vanderbilt - Our league needs some academic credibility.
Alabama - Dedication. It's laudable to have a fanbase with that many men and women willing to shave a houndstooth pattern in their back hair every week.
Auburn - They put up with Alabama fans every day in their state... and haven't killed any yet. That's respectable.
LSU - If they would just add green to their uniforms, it could be Mardi Gras all football season.
Ole Miss - Turning football games into fashion shows since 1959.
MSU - They make a mean edam cheese.
Arkansas - I've always liked Arkansas because they were the first (and only) team I saw SMU beat my freshman year.
Texas A&M - They make joining a cult seem like it's almost a cool thing to do.
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