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re: Life in the dorms with DD and LOTB

Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:07 pm to
I was on team 2

And I don't know if I'll go to the open practice
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46497 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:46 pm to
It's Bid Day, gentlemen. The fratstars have already lined the crbs of their respective houses with couches and grandstands. As of 4PM, many were already sitting on said crubs drinking and waiting. A full report of this event is expected from each of you, lest you be shunned and looked down upon.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86500 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 3:59 pm to
One of my favorite memories as a freshman. Sitting out on the lawn on couches, pounding beers, and watching the traffic slowly crawl along Milledge with every honking, partying, just having a good time in general.

Ah to be young again..
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46497 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 4:11 pm to
On the one hand, that curb and that beer looks mighty welcoming. On the other, Mrs. Durden is the fricking bomb and not one of those poor little skanks could ever hope to stack up.
So, I'm just gonna stay home and bang my wife
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25666 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

There are unpleasant chicsks to look at of all shapes and sizes and fitness levels

But they all look good wid yo dick in their mouth...
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 6:14 pm to
I wouldn't knock those equestrian girls. I'm betting that most of them could ride the hell out of the baloney pony. Just saying.
This post was edited on 8/18/14 at 6:17 pm
Posted by Lord of the Board
Member since Nov 2012
2045 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 10:36 pm to
I have no idea if we played y'all or not, I was the only one on my team who had ever played a down of organized football before, so we got blown the hell out every game.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18568 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 10:49 pm to
You're still young so we'll let the post slide this time. Flag football and organized football. Don't compare them and don't try to play them the same way. Your experience on an organized field means shite when your playing flag. I've seen QBs who started 4 years at AAAAA programs get in fist fights with nerdy kids who lived next door to see who won the starting role (the nerdy guy won the job) and a team of ex D-2 players get blown apart in the playoffs by an Asian fraternity.

Now if the people you just played with suck, well, that's a whole other issue.
Posted by Lord of the Board
Member since Nov 2012
2045 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 7:54 am to
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Now if the people you just played with suck, well, that's a whole other issue.
They sucked, I don't think any of them had ever really touched a football before going out there that day. Our QB was throwing some nasty sliders.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:24 am to
quote:

t's Bid Day, gentlemen. The fratstars have already lined the crbs of their respective houses with couches and grandstands. As of 4PM, many were already sitting on said crubs drinking and waiting. A full report of this event is expected from each of you, lest you be shunned and looked down upon.



Pussy...I'm drowning in it


/post
Posted by GtownDawg
South Cackalacky
Member since Sep 2013
1213 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:26 am to
Maybe this has been asked but WHY are y'all out playing flag football? Doesn't anybody just get stoned and head uptown to hunt some trim anymore?!?! Damn younger generation.... at least it wasn't Xbox.
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:29 am to
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WHY are y'all out playing flag football



guy needs to work out and stay in shape...AND have some fun...thats how the trim comes....you know.....balance...Zen..


....damn dude...
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Pussy...I'm drowning in it


/post



jealous...we are all jealous...
Posted by GtownDawg
South Cackalacky
Member since Sep 2013
1213 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:39 am to
quote:

guy needs to work out and stay in shape.


That's why you WALK downtown, or do y'all have scooters. Sorry y'all younguns are fat and outta shape from Xboxes and watching Nickelodeon.

Let's us 45 plus fellas meet up and take their women on 8/30. Spunky' I'm bringing crabs....yours is mine!
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Let's us 45 plus fellas meet up and take their women on 8/30


These young bucks don't have a clue lol. They'd rather screw around on Facespace and Twitagram then chase COEDs.
Posted by GtownDawg
South Cackalacky
Member since Sep 2013
1213 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:48 am to
Yeah...and looks like they prefer girls with "standards"...geesh!
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12415 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:50 am to
This is a period in your life when fricking whores is acceptable. Not sure when that window closes, but I assume it is after 80.
Posted by GtownDawg
South Cackalacky
Member since Sep 2013
1213 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:52 am to
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:55 am to
I mean they have it easy. You can ask a chick out now with a text message. Heck you can break up with one with a text message.

We actually had to walk up and work a little game face to face. Lot easier to crash and burn on your iPhone then at the local watering hole when that girl that is way out of your league throws her drink in your face.
Posted by Lord of the Board
Member since Nov 2012
2045 posts
Posted on 8/19/14 at 8:57 am to
quote:

That's why you WALK downtown, or do y'all have scooters. Sorry y'all younguns are fat and outta shape from Xboxes and watching Nickelodeon.
Look, I'm not fat, I'm just a little big boned okay.
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