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Funnier Melt: Coker delivering on the hype or Coker being a flop?

Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:25 pm
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48851 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:25 pm
I can't decide.

Coker is awesome and we all melt; LSU and Auburn fans especially.

Coker flops and Bama fans melt; though they rarely have a reason to, Bama fans tend to melt harder and more hilariously than any other fanbase.

What say you?
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:26 pm to
Oh thank god you didnt kill yourself last week. You had us all concerned.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58341 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:27 pm to
He flops without question, if he's good why would any of the east teams melt? I assure you UT won't
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:27 pm to
From what I hear, Cooper Bateman is going to start.
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:28 pm to
Coker could win 2 national championships and the Heisman and people would be talking about how bad he suxxxxx.

It's an internet message board.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36480 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:29 pm to
Don't care. I'm flattered you brought up LSU in your op though.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:30 pm to
I think most of us expect Coker to be unexciting, reliable and prone to winning games, which is probably the extent of his ability.

So while the melt if he's Andrew Luck would be interesting, it's not that likely.
Posted by hehatedrew
New Zealand
Member since Oct 2009
25504 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:32 pm to
I'd rather see him succeed and watch LSU have another 3 or 4 years of JJ like QB play. The latter half of that is going to happen for sure, I don't know what Coker will do though.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:32 pm to
Coker flops, bama wins anyway. Melts all around.
Posted by Tiger Live2
Westwego, LA
Member since Mar 2012
9600 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:32 pm to
The best possible event to set the board afire, would be, the Egg Bowl deciding the West. And its not impossible this season.
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:39 pm to
Somewhere in the middle.

He's good enough to make big plays and win, so non Bama fans melt. But he's not a stud so Bama fans melt.
Posted by AUwarrior5
Member since Jul 2014
79 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:41 pm to
Coker flops mostly due to Lane Kiffin flopping. Remember everything Lane Kiffin touches turns into a dumpster fire. I heard the day after their honeymoon was over his wife started growing a penis.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79324 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

sorantable



As much as Saban is a great game manager, I highly doubt he would allow the most important cog in his offense to be a flop.

#won'thappen
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:59 pm to
how can he flop with dat cupcake schedule?
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 2:18 pm to
I'm voting flop simply because it will set off the Kiffen melt
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16321 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 2:20 pm to
If he lives up to the hype then we'll all just shut up about it. If he flops then the gumps will never hear the end of it. The latter will be much more epic
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