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How would you announce your commitment to a school?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:13 pm
By now, everyone probably knows about the kid who pulled out a baby alligator to signal his commitment to Florida. A few years ago, a kid revealed a (rented) baby bulldog when he committed to UGA.
How would you do it if you were committing to your favorite team? The other SEC teams?
How would you do it if you were committing to your favorite team? The other SEC teams?
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:15 pm to wdeinttown
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. A few years ago, a kid revealed a (rented) baby bulldog when he committed to UGA.
That was so crow!
If I committed to GT, I would hold a PC and invite all the UGA beat writers and UGA fans...with the assumption that I was going to UGA and then release a swarm of bees into the gymnasium and walk out to "Welcome to Atlanta" wearing a beekeeper suit!
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 4:17 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:16 pm to wdeinttown
I'd do something to get arrested and then yell Roll tide, of course.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:17 pm to wdeinttown
I'd make an account on the rant and confirm it via twitter or whatever, start a thread saying I'm committing to some school and then go on ESPN and sign my LOI to its rival. It'd be cray.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:17 pm to wdeinttown
"I'd like to thank all of the coaches for these opportunities, and I'd like to thank my parents and god for giving me these abilities. I'll be furthering my education and playing football at the University of Louisiana State University A&M College"
Then I'd pull out my dick with ULSUA&MC tattooed on it.
Then I'd move to the UK and go to Oxford.
ETA: All trolling aside, I'd just put a hat on and say "LSU..." I'd want to make it the most lackluster announcement ever.
Then I'd pull out my dick with ULSUA&MC tattooed on it.
Then I'd move to the UK and go to Oxford.
ETA: All trolling aside, I'd just put a hat on and say "LSU..." I'd want to make it the most lackluster announcement ever.
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:18 pm to wdeinttown
Probably light a cross on fire for Ole Miss, or just yell the N word..
Cheese would work for MSU I guess.. Or I'd just get another Muffan tatoo.
Cheese would work for MSU I guess.. Or I'd just get another Muffan tatoo.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:19 pm to wdeinttown
#inb4pickingaredandbluehoodoffthetable
In all seriousness I would have a school assembly, have each section of the gym wearing the colors of one of my finalists. Then I would troll each school (ie pull out a truck of corndogs to troll the LSU section) then I'd have the bagman from my school of choice bring me a briefcase. Inside would be a bunch of Benjamin's colored with markers from my new team's school colors. I'd then make it rain in the section of the school I picked, grab the ESPNU camera and yell "I'm rich bitch1" Then never see a down of sanctioned action before ultimately winding up in the CFL.
In all seriousness I would have a school assembly, have each section of the gym wearing the colors of one of my finalists. Then I would troll each school (ie pull out a truck of corndogs to troll the LSU section) then I'd have the bagman from my school of choice bring me a briefcase. Inside would be a bunch of Benjamin's colored with markers from my new team's school colors. I'd then make it rain in the section of the school I picked, grab the ESPNU camera and yell "I'm rich bitch1" Then never see a down of sanctioned action before ultimately winding up in the CFL.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:20 pm to wdeinttown
Line up a bunch of dudes in different hats then blow the one in the MSU hat on Espn and then be called a hero.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:21 pm to wdeinttown
Find a fan of each school that I has offered me. Then make them fight to the death using inflatable pool toys of their choosing. The last one standing, the last fan they killed, that's the school I'm going to.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:21 pm to wdeinttown
I'd blow my nose with an Alabama cap and then chuck it into a trashcan. Then I would grab a Tennesssee hat from under the table.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:22 pm to wdeinttown
Spiders. Lots and lots of spiders.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:23 pm to wdeinttown
Head into gymnasium riding a hippo.
Announce commitment.
Smile while everyone claps.
Right before the cameras go off, "Roll Tide".
Announce commitment.
Smile while everyone claps.
Right before the cameras go off, "Roll Tide".
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:26 pm to wdeinttown
i'd commit to alabama early then on signing day switch to LSU 
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:27 pm to wdeinttown
Something like this.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:27 pm to wdeinttown
Call in to Finebaum, ask a caller from each SEC school to make their best pitch on why I should attend their school, then commit to Stanford live on the show. And of course I would keep the 180k Auburn gave me and the Charger Bama gave me.
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:29 pm to wdeinttown
I would dress like Turd Ferguson with a big giant foam cowboy hat, point a fake gun with my hand and yell "phew, phew" as I shoot the LSU and Schtyate hats off the table. Then I will get in a bear costume and drink a Mad Dog 20/20 (strawberry kiwi, of course) until it's empty. Then sign my name in blood on a dollar bill. Go Rebs.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:31 pm to wdeinttown
I'd do something really different...I'd not give a verbal, I'd simply sign my LOI on NSD and fax it in to my school of choice.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:31 pm to wdeinttown
Drop my pants and show off my LSU bannana hammock.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:33 pm to wdeinttown
I'd either pull up to the ceremony on the back of an elephant or in a brand new crimson charger.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:43 pm to wdeinttown
I would invite everyone to Krystals, pull up in a brand new Charger, run over a patron, put a hunting cap and a chainsaw on the table and then crank the saw and yell Roll Tide!
Did I do that right?
Did I do that right?
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