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Strange Aggie family in Baytowne

Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:09 am
Posted by ArCoRazorback
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:09 am
Walking to dinner in my razorback hat, I ran into a family all decked out in Ag gear (and I mean all of them all the way decked out). I was minding my own business when they all seemingly at once put their hands together and started hissing at me. What the frick was this?? Some sort of ceremonial jiz-jar-rain-dance? Help please.

This gigantic SEC pissing contest that the common vacationers have turned the Florida panhandle into is about to drive me to sell my place down there.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26647 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:10 am to
You suck
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60314 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:11 am to
quote:

This gigantic SEC pissing contest that the common vacationers have turned the Florida panhandle into is about to drive me to sell my place down there.


They trolled you pretty fricking good if it's going to cause you to sell a home
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:12 am to
I expect better from an Arkansas poster.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:12 am to
I don't believe one jot nor tittle of what you wrote.
Posted by Landsharks
Shreveport, louisana
Member since Jan 2013
8032 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:13 am to
I'm staying in my house by Baytown now.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Walking to dinner in my razorback hat, I ran into a family all decked out in Ag gear (and I mean all of them all the way decked out). I was minding my own business when they all seemingly at once put their hands together and started hissing at me. What the frick was this?? Some sort of ceremonial jiz-jar-rain-dance? Help please.


Why is it always a jizz jar thing? #racist
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
141410 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:13 am to
OT Board
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Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6792 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:13 am to
I just want to hear an explanation of the hissing. WTF?
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
10522 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:14 am to
quote:

ArCoRazorback


Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:16 am to
quote:

at once put their hands together and started hissing at me


probably the sound of bacon frying?
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44136 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Some sort of ceremonial jiz-jar-rain-dance?
No one at A&M (outside of SECr message board dorkdom) has a clue what jizz jars are.
quote:

Help please.
Get a new hat.



Are all schools creepily tormented by Arkansas fans, or is Texas A&M University the only target?
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34356 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 10:18 am to
Lol it rustled you so hard you had to post here?

At least they didn't want to talk football and have pity on you. After last season I would expect being treated like a real rival is much better.
Posted by lenlews
NoMiss
Member since Apr 2011
646 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 11:06 am to
Aggies are notoriously gay and probably never got over Arkansas dominance of the SWC while they were there.
Posted by bayou2003
Mah-zur-ree (417)
Member since Oct 2003
17646 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

I was minding my own business when they all seemingly at once put their hands together and started hissing at me.


Please tell me you're lying... trying to get laughs and make their fans look bad. Because I'm seriously laughing.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

ArCoRazorback


Must be a Dewitt hog..
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 3:00 pm to
Baytowne sucks
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13710 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 5:41 pm to
I initially thought he was talking about Baytown, TX as well. Thought he might've gone to Kemah and got confused or something.
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