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re: Why the SEC should drop LSU and add OU

Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by lsufancy63
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
796 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:36 pm to
Yes, maybe then TxA@M could beat VTech.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46590 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:38 pm to
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wow that's not a real billboard is it??


Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25890 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:38 pm to
Google searching Catholic jokes I ran across the priest related ones I wanted to post, but there were just too many funny ones that were just a play on words.

quote:

Q: What do you call a Catholic service that is very very important?


A: Critical Mass.

Q: Did you hear about all the drama down at the convent?

A: Well, it's nun of your business.



etc.

Oh and just because.

quote:

Q: What do you get when you dress like an altar boy and meet the priest?

A: a holy frick



This post was edited on 5/30/14 at 10:40 pm
Posted by Rich Kotite
Coaching Hall of Fame
Member since Jan 2014
2211 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:38 pm to
And it's funny how only Catholics give a frick about some old European fart with a flower vase on his head
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68673 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:40 pm to
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And it's funny how only Catholics give a frick about some old European fart with a flower vase on his head

Yeah. What did that guy named Peter know about Jesus and his teachings anyway?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:40 pm to
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And it's funny how only Catholics give a frick about some old European fart with a flower vase on his head


Whoa there.
Posted by lsufancy63
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
796 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:41 pm to
SEC should of NEVER added USC to the conference!!
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26627 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:42 pm to
Talking shite about the rosary belt
Posted by fiddlesticks
Member since Aug 2013
68 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:42 pm to
Well that escalated quickly
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25890 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:42 pm to
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What did that guy named Peter know about Jesus and his teachings anyway?


I don't know a lot about the Catholic faith, but it only took one course in medieval history to realize that there have been many-a-pope that didn't seem to care much about Peter or Jesus.
This post was edited on 5/30/14 at 10:44 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46513 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:43 pm to
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As a true blue catholic I have my fair share of baptist jokes

catholics believe if you're a good enough person you go to heaven lol
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46590 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

Q: What do you get when you dress like an altar boy and meet the priest?

A: a holy frick


Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46513 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

Q: What do you get when you dress like an altar boy and meet the priest?

A: a holy frick

Posted by Tigers of War
Ewor
Member since Aug 2013
1340 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:46 pm to
Just wow. On another note, the billboard about beating your meat was humorous
I'm baptist and I hope that isn't real.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46590 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:46 pm to
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but it only took one course in medieval history to realize that there have been many-a-pope that didn't seem to care much about Peter or Jesus.


Google the Cadaver Synod.

It's pretty much the most awkward thing in recorded history.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68673 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:46 pm to
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but it only took one course in medieval history to realize that there have been many-a-pope that didn't seem to care much about Peter or Jesus.

The Dark Ages were a very bad time for the Catholic faith.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:47 pm to
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And it's funny how only Catholics give a frick about some old European fart with a flower vase on his head


Thanks for this. You just proved your ignorance.
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25890 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:48 pm to
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The Dark Ages were a very bad time for the Catholic faith.



What can I say? It doesn't matter what their lineage is, they're human, so they're going to act in very human ways sometimes. And that applies to all religions.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68673 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:49 pm to
I told my grandmother I was going to a few Catholic sermons and you would have thought I confessed to shooting someone judging by her reaction.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
96188 posts
Posted on 5/30/14 at 10:49 pm to
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The Dark Ages were a very bad time for the Catholic faith.
Well if you Protestant pricks would have stayed with us we could have prolly ended the Muslim religion........... Don't say we didn't tell you so

Eta: Just kiddin......
This post was edited on 5/30/14 at 10:51 pm
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