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Does anybody have constant gas?
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:22 pm
The past two weeks it seems like it comes at the most inopportune times. I be squeezin' so hard to hold it in. I always wonder if folks around me are feeling the same discomfort during a meeting.
Then today my stomach growled so hard that some lady standing next to me heard it. shite's starting to get real, yo.
Then today my stomach growled so hard that some lady standing next to me heard it. shite's starting to get real, yo.
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:26 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Sounds like you have a nervous bowel. You need to relax, take some you time.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:26 pm to diddydirtyAubie
fricking gross
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:30 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Check for food allergies man, I know Joe Rogan was talking to one of his guests about it, an Asian dude, who said that when he ate certain foods like beef it'd give him really bad gas.
I also had really bad anxiety when I was in high school that gave me the same thing -- except my stomach just made a lot of noises, not actually farting.
I also had really bad anxiety when I was in high school that gave me the same thing -- except my stomach just made a lot of noises, not actually farting.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:30 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Humans are the only species that hold in flatulence.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:45 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:59 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Take 10 mg of adderall, drink a quad espresso and smoke a cigarette before work. Anything in your bowel will come rushing out like being chased by a horde of fast zombies.
Of course you may be a bit jittery after...but gas problem like solved.
Of course you may be a bit jittery after...but gas problem like solved.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:12 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Take a break from the Wheaties
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:26 pm to diddydirtyAubie
If you have constipation problems Michael Sam can help you out.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:27 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:09 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Gluten sensitivity can cause voluminous amounts of gas. Get checked. You'll be glad you did.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:12 pm to diddydirtyAubie
quote:
Does anybody have constant gas?
No. Females don't have this problem.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:17 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Every time I eat sourcream the atomic bomb comes
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:27 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I do. Fart all the time. I think I'm lactose intolerant and have some kind of issue with digesting beef. Problem is I love beef and cheese more than I like not being a stinky SOB, so I deal with it.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:50 pm to diddydirtyAubie
You should work on your diet and gut flora.
Posted on 5/13/14 at 10:43 pm to diddydirtyAubie
quote:
Does anybody have constant gas?
a) How old are you?
b) How much dairy do you intake in a day?
I consumed mass quantities of dairy all my life till one day I got older and suddenly non stop gas if I consume dairy. Ice cream seems to do the most damage.
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