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My Mom's arranged Easter Egg Hunt..........

Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:14 pm
Posted by trickydick12
college station
Member since Sep 2012
1671 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:14 pm
Quick Background on the situation. So my loser Brother lives with my parents. He dated this girl for over two years. After shopping for wedding bands he decided to call things off. Two weeks later he started dating a girl that is 15 years younger than him. My grandparents are in poor health one is recovering and one isn't so the ex girlfriend has been calling me and my sisters asking about them.


Easter Sunday 2014, Ex-GF drops by my parents house to talk with my Mom and Dad about my grandparents and to see how they've been doing. Mom has a several hour conversation with her and they have lunch. The EX-GF asks if my brother is in his room, Mom says yes but you probably don't want to go up there since his new GF is up there.
Ex-GF butt hurt charges into my brothers room, and starts yelling at him. Also gets 4 to 5 slaps in that echoed through the house. My brother upset because his fine piece of teenage flesh is lying in bed. He begins yelling at his EX-GF, more shite happens, EX-GF leaves.

Who says you're too old for an easter egg hunt?
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:35 pm to
If my parents let me sleep with girls in my room I would never have moved out ten years ago.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:37 pm to
So your brother is in his 30s. Lives at home with his parents, and bangs young chicks.














































Awesome.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:45 pm to
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loser Brother


u so jelly

quote:

The EX-GF asks if my brother is in his room, Mom says yes but you probably don't want to go up there since his new GF is up there.
Ex-GF butt hurt charges into my brothers room, and starts yelling at him. Also gets 4 to 5 slaps in that echoed through the house


Obvious why he dumped her arse.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 7:56 pm to
It sounds like the new GF is going after the wrong type of older guy.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:33 am to
Damn. Your family might get designated as honorary gumps. Theres some serious Bama in that household.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 8:51 am to
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Two weeks later he started dating a girl that is 15 years younger than him.


Sounds like he's dating at his maturity level. Also sounds like mom/dad like his ex better than they like him.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/21/14 at 9:42 am to
Why all the downvotes? I enjoyed it..
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