Started By
Message
"To Do" List for Ole Miss Black Rebels Bears
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:34 pm
1. Grow your stadium. It's too small for the SEC. If you need money, ask Vandy or Texas A&M for a loan. If you want to grow iit organically, ask State.
2. Learn to tailgate. Not "tent gate," but tailgate. Your grove has no grills, no smoking, no keg stands, and pussed-out people afraid to show a bottle or beer bong. Chandeliers and finger foods are for effeminate cotton traders. Grow up and drop your testes and tailgate like your wife leant you a pair for the weekend.
3. Live bands. P.A. Systems. Propane and propane products. Look into them. LSU owns you here and owns the real SEC game day party / tailgating crown, but you already knew this.
4. All this being said, quit founding your identity on the Grove and start building it on lining up with a fullback when you need a yard to ice the game, because Bo Wallace from the shotgun is never going to get it done. A&M jammed it down Arkansas throat last week in the 2nd half when it needed to and Freeze will always be 2nd tier in the SEC West until he learns the same.
5. Johnny frickin' Football. He's locking the Vaught again this year, in front of your prized recruits on a big weekend, so just sit back and enjoy the show. He's the best QB to ever play in Oxford, MS.
And There you go, Mississippi Black Rebels Bears. What will you do to change your mediocrity and compete in the SEC West? Serious responses below.
2. Learn to tailgate. Not "tent gate," but tailgate. Your grove has no grills, no smoking, no keg stands, and pussed-out people afraid to show a bottle or beer bong. Chandeliers and finger foods are for effeminate cotton traders. Grow up and drop your testes and tailgate like your wife leant you a pair for the weekend.
3. Live bands. P.A. Systems. Propane and propane products. Look into them. LSU owns you here and owns the real SEC game day party / tailgating crown, but you already knew this.
4. All this being said, quit founding your identity on the Grove and start building it on lining up with a fullback when you need a yard to ice the game, because Bo Wallace from the shotgun is never going to get it done. A&M jammed it down Arkansas throat last week in the 2nd half when it needed to and Freeze will always be 2nd tier in the SEC West until he learns the same.
5. Johnny frickin' Football. He's locking the Vaught again this year, in front of your prized recruits on a big weekend, so just sit back and enjoy the show. He's the best QB to ever play in Oxford, MS.
And There you go, Mississippi Black Rebels Bears. What will you do to change your mediocrity and compete in the SEC West? Serious responses below.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:37 pm to Smoke Ring
quote:
ask Vandy or Texas A&M for a loan
Only poor people ask for loans.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:39 pm to Smoke Ring
quote:
"To Do" List for Ole Miss Black Rebels Bears
6. Pray to God they have 5 more recruiting classes in a row like they just had so the can be competitive in the SEC
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:42 pm to Smoke Ring
quote:
Propane and propane accessories.
FIFY
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:45 pm to Smoke Ring
quote:
Your grove has no grills
We want to eliminate fire hazards for our beloved trees in the grove. Consider us conservationists.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:49 pm to Smoke Ring
We need more male cheerleaders IMO
Posted on 10/10/13 at 10:49 pm to UMTigerRebel
quote:
We want to eliminate fire hazards for our beloved trees in the grove. Consider us poosays.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:00 pm to Smoke Ring
quote:
He's the best QB to ever play in Oxford, MS.
Well now this is just silly
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:02 pm to Smoke Ring
gold jacket, green jacket
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:04 pm to Smoke Ring
:shotsfired:
Apparently it's like that tonight
Apparently it's like that tonight
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:04 pm to Smoke Ring
quote:
5. Johnny frickin' Football. He's locking the Vaught again this year, in front of your prized recruits on a big weekend, so just sit back and enjoy the show. He's the best QB to ever play in Oxford, MS.
Somebody thinks "Archie" is just a redheaded kid from a comic book, apparently.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:06 pm to randomways
quote:
Somebody thinks "Archie" is just a redheaded kid from a comic book, apparently.
JFF>>>>Archie
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:07 pm to randomways
No, just the SEC total offense record holder before Johnny Football showed up and destroyed his 42 year old record.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:08 pm to TbirdSpur2010
quote:
JFF>>>>Archie
If you mean the comic book character, yes, JFF is more of a cartoon than Archie.
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:08 pm to Smoke Ring
For some reason, I thought "Beat Texas A&M in the entire history of your program" would be on this list.
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News