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Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:48 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:48 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
I'm not from Kentucky. I'm from NOVA. 
I don't eat mayo. I don't eat pickles. If I did, I'd be kneeling with my head over a toilet immediately. I rarely eat fast food. When I do, I expect the high school drop outs that are working there to complete a simple order correctly.
I don't eat mayo. I don't eat pickles. If I did, I'd be kneeling with my head over a toilet immediately. I rarely eat fast food. When I do, I expect the high school drop outs that are working there to complete a simple order correctly.
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:50 pm to CatFan81
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I'm not from Kentucky. I'm from NOVA.
I don't eat mayo. I don't eat pickles. If I did, I'd be kneeling with my head over a toilet immediately. I rarely eat fast food. When I do, I expect the high school drop outs that are working there to complete a simple order correctly.
Go to Burger King and not McDonalds then. Surely a smart high school grad like yourself can figure this arcane mystery out.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:53 pm to CatFan81
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Both are dead.
That'd be hard to do.
Did you beat and berate them to death?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:53 pm to TlGERBLOOD
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Slavers, but still Yankees.
Yankee slavers. You sir are a genius.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:55 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
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Go to Burger King and not McDonalds then. Surely a smart high school grad like yourself can figure this arcane mystery out.
I'm a college graduate, thank you very much. I just didn't pay much attention.
I don't know the ins and outs of fast food. I do expect the people working there to follow simple directions.
I wasn't even talking about McDonald's specifically though. I hate McDonald's food. I refuse to go to Wendy's now too for the same reason.
Fast food is really bad for you anyway.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:56 pm to VagueMessage
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Did you beat and berate them to death?
Do you like eating bags of dicks?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:01 pm to CatFan81
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I'm not from Kentucky. I'm from NOVA
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CatFan81
That explains everything.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:02 pm to 420centraltime
My boyfriend is one of your fellow Gumps. An Alabama grad at that. He tolerates me just fine. 
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:04 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
I live in southern mo and I aint no yankee. granted you get above 60 highway and folk start talkin all proper and such. But around here yankee is an insult in the highest form. Go Hogs!!!
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:05 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
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somebody from Dogtown calling Pine Bluff ghetto. Physician, heal thyself.
Little Rock, Dogtown, Pine Bluff - all ghetto.
/thread
Edit: shite, forgot to include Helena/West Helena in there...
This post was edited on 9/24/13 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:08 pm to CatFan81
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I don't know the ins and outs of fast food
Obviously. When someone in fast food messes your order up, it's not due to human error, a fast-paced environment or being shorthanded. It's clearly because the Ordermatic-3,000 that builds your food to exact specifications ran out of Leprechaun blood to fuel it.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:09 pm to NCrawler
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Little Rock, Dogtown, Pine Bluff - all ghetto.
/thread
Fayetteville is a great town for a college kid. Little Rock is preferable for an adult. I am not afraid of black people though. Republicans probably have a different perspective on these things.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:09 pm to mizzoooopig
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I live in southern mo and I aint no yankee. granted you get above 60 highway and folk start talkin all proper and such. But around here yankee is an insult in the highest form. Go Hogs!!!
Where's highway 60? I take it nowhere near civilization.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:13 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
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Little Rock is preferable for an adult.
Nope, Little Rock is losing population while places like Sherwood, Cabot and Conway are growing. Heights is the only saving grace for LR.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:16 pm to TlGERBLOOD
highway 60 runs from east to west across southern mo.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:17 pm to NCrawler
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Nope, Little Rock is losing population while places like Sherwood, Cabot and Conway are growing. Heights is the only saving grace for LR.
Little Rock is not losing population. It has grown constantly over the last hundred and sixty years.
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Metro Little Rock certainly is not. There has been some white flight but Republicans are going to Republican.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:21 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
It's been awhile since I've seen the NWA Hogs get into it with the Ghetto Rock Hogs. 
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:23 pm to TlGERBLOOD
Turrible troll is turrible.
I cheer for you guys now
I cheer for you guys now
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:23 pm to TlGERBLOOD
:rivalrynshit:
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:25 pm to CatFan81
Why the hell won't you even try fried okra? It is a vegetable, you can't possibly be as biased against it as you obviously are against the mouth breathers working fast food. I don't do many things most would consider Southern. I was born in Helena, AR but my wife is from New York. I very rarely say y'all unless I am drunk off of my arse. I do however have a Eden and think okra may be one of the gifts of a deity on high Olympus. Gumbo doesn't exist without okra (gumbo MEANS okra in some African language), fried okra is a good accompanying dish to shed near any food, pickled okra tastes better than pickles cucumbers, okra is delicious in about 50 different Indian and Thai dishes, etc.
It is a good vegetable and grows when everything else dies because it is 115 deg outside and it reproduces like Catholic rabbits. It also freezes perfectly.
While I feel a bit like Forrest Gump's friend Bubba explaining shrimp, I just didn't feel OK with you defiling such a virtuous simple vegetable that is obviously not capable of defending itself.
It is a good vegetable and grows when everything else dies because it is 115 deg outside and it reproduces like Catholic rabbits. It also freezes perfectly.
While I feel a bit like Forrest Gump's friend Bubba explaining shrimp, I just didn't feel OK with you defiling such a virtuous simple vegetable that is obviously not capable of defending itself.
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