re: Weirdest place you have ever watched an SEC game?

Posted on 9/15/13 at 2:05 pm to goldennugget

Posted by pankReb

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Posted on 9/15/13 at 2:05 pm to goldennugget

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In the next several seconds, there were a handful of farts, a couple of turds, and the event ended, yet I was now sitting there with my pants full of vomit, my back covered in shite that had bounced off the toilet, spattered on three ceramic-tiled walls to a height of about five feet, and still had enough force to come back at me, covering the back of my shirt with droplets of liquid shite. All while thick shite was spread all over my arse in a ring curiously in the shape of a toilet seat.

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Posted on 9/15/13 at 2:30 pm to pankReb

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Posted by Tuscaloosa

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Posted on 9/15/13 at 4:41 pm to pankReb

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In the next several seconds, there were a handful of farts, a couple of turds, and the event ended, yet I was now sitting there with my pants full of vomit, my back covered in shite that had bounced off the toilet, spattered on three ceramic-tiled walls to a height of about five feet, and still had enough force to come back at me, covering the back of my shirt with droplets of liquid shite. All while thick shite was spread all over my arse in a ring curiously in the shape of a toilet seat.

I just read that entire story. And I died.