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Current Problems with SEC West Schools
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:25 am
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:25 am
1. 'Bama. Focused on revenge for a game that didn't matter. Slightly-feminine QB that gets pushed around by his own linemen when pressure mounts. Shitty chest tattoos. Intermittent crying.
2. A&M. Paul Manziel. Jonathan Manziel. Alarms. C2H6O.
3. LSU. Offense. QB Development.
4. Ole Miss. Town squares, sundresses, and majestic campus trees don't grant SEC West victories.
5. Auburn. REC. Little Brother Psychology. Former players on LATE-NIGHT TV.
6. Arkansas. Big 12 Heart. Minimal NATURAL recruiting base. Irony. Sodomites.
7. Mississippi State. Yankee coach. Football. Books.
2. A&M. Paul Manziel. Jonathan Manziel. Alarms. C2H6O.
3. LSU. Offense. QB Development.
4. Ole Miss. Town squares, sundresses, and majestic campus trees don't grant SEC West victories.
5. Auburn. REC. Little Brother Psychology. Former players on LATE-NIGHT TV.
6. Arkansas. Big 12 Heart. Minimal NATURAL recruiting base. Irony. Sodomites.
7. Mississippi State. Yankee coach. Football. Books.
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Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:25 am to Smoke Ring
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LSU. Offense. QB Development.
:decline:
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:27 am to Smoke Ring
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7. Mississippi State. Yankee coach. Football. Books.
Wut?
ETA:
Places of Birth
Nick Saban: West Virginia
Les Miles: Ohio
Gary Pinkel: Ohio
James Franklin: Pennsylvania
Brett Bielema: Illinois
Mark Stoops: Ohio
Butch Jones: Michigan
Kevin Sumlin: (my personal favorite) Indiana
This post was edited on 8/1/13 at 12:33 am
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:32 am to Smoke Ring
Ok?
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:36 am to Smoke Ring
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Big 12 Heart
Posted on 8/1/13 at 12:47 am to Smoke Ring
2. A&M. Shitty posters on Internet message boards.
Posted on 8/1/13 at 1:10 am to Smoke Ring
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2. A&M. Paul Manziel. Jonathan Manziel. Alarms. C2H6O. C21H30O2. C10H15N. C17H21NO4. C21H23NO5. C17H19NO3.
Posted on 8/1/13 at 1:18 am to Smoke Ring
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4. Ole Miss. Town squares, sundresses
seriously....how is this a problem?
Posted on 8/1/13 at 6:25 am to Smoke Ring
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4. Ole Miss. Town squares, sundresses, and majestic campus trees don't grant SEC West victories.
Jesus, can you aggies at least TRY to hide your fagness?
Posted on 8/1/13 at 7:07 am to Smoke Ring
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7. Mississippi State. Yankee coach. Football. Books.
Here's the scoop on Dan Mullen:
This is his hood.
This is his car.
This is the music he listens to.
This is his best friend.
fricking Philadelphia tPOS :smgdh:
Posted on 8/1/13 at 8:14 am to Smoke Ring
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Slightly-feminine QB that gets pushed around by his own linemen when pressure mounts
Damn imagine if our QB, who is 25-2 as a starter and has won national titles in both years he's started, wasn't "slightly-feminine." And if he wasn't getting pushed around in pressure situations, perhaps he could have led last minute TD drives in our two biggest games last year against LSU and Georgia.
Posted on 8/1/13 at 8:21 am to Smoke Ring
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Slightly-feminine QB that gets pushed around by his own linemen when pressure mounts. Shitty chest tattoos. Intermittent crying.
Led the nation in passing efficiency. A real liability, that one is.
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