In my current state, I feel it's best to read this story and respond in real time. I'll quote shite I want to respond to and respond in time. This will either be awesome, or a nightmare.

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June in Dublin "experiencing" the culture.

Got it, getting fricked up.

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The night we met the Irish Sluts:

I've never experienced Irish sluts, but I would assume they would be the best sluts in the world. Espected to be drunk at all times, pale as shite, and able to hold their liquor. Hopefully one of them was redheaded, because for some reason I'd like to meet a redhead.

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This night we had pre-gamed quite a bit and were pretty drunk when we got there.

Always smart on vacation. For those of us that are cheap as shite, this is the way to go in all situations.

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So we had been there for a couple weeks at this point and we haven't really seen attractive women in Ireland at all.

Not surprising if you don't have a pale redhead fetish like myself.

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we saw this group of hot, college aged girls walk in

Okie doke, I hope they were drunk. Hell, they're Irish, of course they are.

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At this point they have told us they would lie down, open their legs and take it because we are American.

And this is why I'm going to Ireland if I ever need random sex.

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believe it or not the pubs do close in Dublin.

No shite? Learn something new every day.

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What we weren’t expecting is that they would want to go to a club.

Money grubbing whores.

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The two new guys tell we should just go back to their place with them and forget the girls.

No matter how cool guys are, never ditch girls and go hang out with drunk guys, especially in a foreign country where there are women that will bang you for your hot American accent. They're probably gay, because most foreign men in bars are gay, especially if they're well dressed.

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Amanda told us that she had been talking to these two new guys at the pub and Ryan had come over to see what was going on. Ryan figured they were just hitting on her, but he was just stopping by to see who she was meeting. Well Amanda introduces Ryan to the new guys, and they get to talking. The new guys ask if they are single, Ryan says no, they both have a girlfriend and a boyfriend. The giant says, “Well I hope she is the one with girlfriend.” Ryan laughed at this and didn’t really think anything about it. Then the other new guys makes a comment about Ryan’s chin. He tells him that he has a “very cute butt-chin” and that he “would like to lick its crack.”

Lost interest in rambling shite.

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At this point of Amanda’s explanation of the night before, everyone is laughing because we are now realizing that these two guys were gay.

Hard to believe.

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we are now realizing that these two guys were gay. Amanda knew it the whole time, but Ryan never caught on the night before

Amanda kinda sucks.

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I can honestly say I am thankful I went to bed by myself that night.

Especially since the giant was giant.

I'd like to have experiences like this, but I can't find enough people to get off work long enough to actually go to a place and do a group vacation right. I go to Puerto Rico all the time with my chick, but it makes the club/bar scene stories pretty tame.