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re: Attention Alabama The Rules of Conduct At the Zou which you must Abide By

Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:18 pm to
Rule # 13 When Mizzou knocks off the #1 team in the nation for first SEC win you must have a meltdown and not vanish from the rant like a pussy
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:19 pm to
Rule #14 Don't refer to our stadium as a high school stadium ever again mother fricker
Posted by Alabamya
Da Ham
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

Rule #3. Don't cheer loudly at the game because we don't have a desire to hear anything you have to say (i.e. doing an SEC chant when we're in the SEC)


Rammer Jammer is really going to piss you off


and
Posted by gatorprincess815
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:19 pm to
#8
Posted by cyde
He gone
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:20 pm to
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:20 pm to
Rule #15 Absolutely NO RAMMERJAMMER WILL BE ALLOWED INSIDE THE ZOU
Posted by NBamaAlum
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:21 pm to
Rule #1. frick you

Rule #2. See Rule #1

Rule #3. Don't forget the gawddamn Baileys for my coffee, woman. It is Saturday fricking morning and you know Gameday is on.

Rule #4. Don't say shite to the police.

Rule #5. I only hit you because I love you.
Posted by jatebe
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:21 pm to
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I thought I read this already.
Other thread must have been whacked.
Posted by Sandkhan
Hells and Wilderness, Northeast MS
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:22 pm to
We're literally going to frick you
Posted by Alabamya
Da Ham
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:22 pm to
"Hey Tigers!
Hey Tigers!
Hey Tigers!
We Just Beat the Hell Outta You!
Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer!
Give'm Hell, Alabama!"


get to know these and sing along!
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:23 pm to
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The Rules of Conduct At the Zou if you are visiting from the South

Rule #1: Wear sunglasses so that your corneas don't get fried and burst into flames from having to look at all the pasty white pale yankee faces in every direction.

Rule #2: Keep smelling salts handy to fend off narcolepsy attacks from boredom.

Rule #3: This thread sucks. Nevermind.................
Posted by SoCalMIZ
Jumbotown, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:23 pm to
Well, at least you didn't add 50 emoticons to your OP.
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:23 pm to
Rule # 16 Failure to comply is not an option or we will report your arse
Posted by bamasgot13
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2010
13619 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:24 pm to
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Rule # 13 When Mizzou knocks off the #1 team in the nation for first SEC win


stopped reading at that point. it was just too obvious you are living in a fantasy land.
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:24 pm to
Posted by Alabamya
Da Ham
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:25 pm to
:shakespompom:
Posted by cyde
He gone
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

MizzouSEC2012SECEastSECFootballMizzou2012SECSECEastMizzou2012

Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:26 pm to
Help Me I'm being attacked by a bunch of shite heads
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:28 pm to
Rule # 17 Alabama fans are not allowed to tell us they're going to kick our asses when we haven't played the game yet
Posted by Alabamya
Da Ham
Member since Jan 2009
9179 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:28 pm to
He don't like you either.
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