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Attention Alabama The Rules of Conduct At the Zou which you must Abide By
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:09 pm
Rule #1. Stay at home, Nobody wants to see your trashy RV's parked outside the Zou
Rule #2. If you decide to travel to the Zou and walk past the student section lineup outside the stadium and be an a-hole you will get your arse kicked
Rule #3. Don't cheer loudly at the game because we don't have a desire to hear anything you have to say (i.e. doing an SEC chant when we're in the SEC)
Rule #4. Don't steal our shite more importantly our alcohol or I will have to kill you
Rule #5 Parking is usually on a first come first serve basis but in your case that rule doesn't apply so pick a spot as far away as possible from the stadium and deal with it the exercise will do wonders for you.
Rule #6 When inside the stadium should you decide to purchase any food or drinks and there is a line report to the back of the line or until you see no more gold or black
Rule# 7 Don't act like an a-hole (refer to rule 2)
Rule #8 While inside the stadium be sure to observe your surroundings for what a real SEC stadium is like
Rule #9 Don't frick with Truman or everyone including Truman will kick your arse
Rule # 10 Anything I deem necessary
Rule #2. If you decide to travel to the Zou and walk past the student section lineup outside the stadium and be an a-hole you will get your arse kicked
Rule #3. Don't cheer loudly at the game because we don't have a desire to hear anything you have to say (i.e. doing an SEC chant when we're in the SEC)
Rule #4. Don't steal our shite more importantly our alcohol or I will have to kill you
Rule #5 Parking is usually on a first come first serve basis but in your case that rule doesn't apply so pick a spot as far away as possible from the stadium and deal with it the exercise will do wonders for you.
Rule #6 When inside the stadium should you decide to purchase any food or drinks and there is a line report to the back of the line or until you see no more gold or black
Rule# 7 Don't act like an a-hole (refer to rule 2)
Rule #8 While inside the stadium be sure to observe your surroundings for what a real SEC stadium is like
Rule #9 Don't frick with Truman or everyone including Truman will kick your arse
Rule # 10 Anything I deem necessary
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 5:11 pm
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Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:10 pm to MizzouSEC2012
I thought I read this already.
eta: specifically #1
eta: specifically #1
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:10 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Go frick yourself.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:11 pm to alabamabuckeye
Rule #11 Don't you ever talk trash to a Mizzou tiger fan
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:12 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Mizzou definitely has a real SEC stadium. 
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:12 pm to alabamabuckeye
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Go frick yourself
5 times
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:12 pm to graychef
It's a pretty important rule and I get tired of hearing this shite wait until Alabama brings 40,000 RV's Well to that I say go frick yourselves
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:12 pm to alabamabuckeye
For some reason the threat of an arse kicking by someone from fricking Missouri does not instill any sort of fear in me.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:13 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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Rule #8 While inside the stadium be sure to observe your surroundings for what a real SEC stadium is like
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:13 pm to El Guapo21
Refer to rule 11 Please
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:13 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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MizzouSEC2012SECEast
I have this strange new urge to punch you. Which rule(s) would i violate in said punch?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:14 pm to TheSandman
Rule #12 Don't you ever make fun of our stadium if you haven't been or we have grounds for beating the shite out of you
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:14 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:14 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:15 pm to WhiskeyBusiness
your not a problem your from LSU my second favorite team 
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:15 pm to BreakawayZou83
It's all in good fun I just thought they should know the rules before they came Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:16 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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Rule #11 Don't you ever talk trash to a Mizzou tiger fan
Why? Will he give up like his football team?
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:17 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Goddamn yankees aren't content with just getting their asses kicked ON the field.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:18 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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your not a problem your from LSU my second favorite team
Dat University of Missouri education, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted on 10/10/12 at 5:18 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Youre our bitch now. We'll do whatever we want in your high school arse stadium. 
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