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re: Brian, The Teabagger, Has Turned Himself In...Balls and All

Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:26 am to
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
30513 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:26 am to
Mystery Balls Boy no more..da interwebz strikes again..

Wish my dad took me to Rusty Nail when I was three.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52065 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:26 am to
Hope you enjoyed your trip to Nawlins Brian. May be the last good memory you have for awhile.
Posted by bigpapamac
Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2007
22421 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:26 am to
quote:

The Bama teabagger lives just 30 mintues away from Auburn...


Well, it is a rather trashy part of the world...

Seriously though, dude is fricked. He did a completely retarded thing, but I'll bet his life is ruined and I'm not sure that fits the crime
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38278 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:27 am to
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Welcome to hell, Brian...


He'll probably get a fine and probation shortly followed by the unending approval of the Bama masses.

Gonna be a hero, just like Harvey...
Posted by TulaneTigerFan
Seattle
Member since Sep 2005
35856 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:27 am to
A bama grad who has a high level job in a sports store and goes around displaying his "paraphernalia" in public? Why am I not surprised?
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:27 am to
quote:

He'll probably get a fine and probation shortly followed by the unending approval of the Bama masses.

Gonna be a hero, just like Harvey...





I hope he ends up on the registered Sex Offenders list.


I don't know why I hope that, but I just do.
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:28 am to
quote:

it is a rather trashy part of the world...


No kidding. 30 mile in any direction of that slice of heaven sucks!

Alex City, Monty, Beauregard, Opelika, Locha,...
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
145277 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:28 am to
quote:

Gonna be a hero, just like Harvey.


yep

www.bamateabagger.com He'll be rich.
Posted by BamaFan365
Member since Sep 2011
2352 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:28 am to
quote:

The closer you get to Auburn, the stupider you become is what I'm saying.


FIFY

Hope they catch the guy.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18223 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:28 am to
There is a Bammer that post here under TrollTide which is the tag for the Deadspin Story.

I hope this is the guy because his name is out on the internet.. (I will not publish).

The black and white picture is a wedding picture and we should remember that he has a family.

If it is him, God have mercy on his soul because the NOLA prison would scare me..
Posted by WelcomeToDeathValley
1st & 1st
Member since Aug 2006
16947 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:29 am to
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the sporting goods store where he supposedly works, Hibbett Sports


sounds about right
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
53815 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:29 am to
quote:

I guess a degree from Alabama gets you a job at Hibbett Sports

I guess Auburn teaches you to be a smug douche, and make fun of people who have a job.
This post was edited on 1/19/12 at 10:31 am
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:29 am to
A grown man, with a UA degree, working at Hibbett sports, going to jail for putting his balls on another man.... Holy shite could life get any worse
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54334 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:29 am to
Any chance this tipster was playing a prank on his buddy by claiming to deadspin he was the Lipton man?

That would probably win any prank war, IMO.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:30 am to
quote:

I guess Auburn teaches you to be a smug bitch, and make fun of people who have a job.


We're only smug cause we all work at Dick's & Academy, not Hibbetts.


ETA: Although this story would be 100x funnier if he worked at Dick's
This post was edited on 1/19/12 at 10:31 am
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52065 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:30 am to
quote:

I hope he ends up on the registered Sex Offenders list.


I don't know why I hope that, but I just do.


I do too. Kinda hope ESPN picks this up and runs with it as well. frick this guy...I'm gonna enjoy reveling in his misery.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38278 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:31 am to
quote:

who have a job.


From the sound of the article, maybe not.
Posted by TenTex
Member since Jan 2008
15949 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:31 am to
I can see it now, Finebaum will have a show with Harvey and Brian as guests. I say this kidding but some how I feel it might really happen.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5023 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:31 am to
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Kinda hope ESPN picks this up and runs with it as wel


I hope they make a 30/30 about it.
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:32 am to
quote:

There is a Bammer that post here under TrollTide which is the tag for the Deadspin Story.


that would explain why he stopped posting recently.
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