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re: Brian, The Teabagger, Has Turned Himself In...Balls and All

Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:40 am to
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21211 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:40 am to
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Looks like the guy to me...

He's so fricked...

He's got two options here, IMHO:

1) Max out the credit cards on a lawyer and a PR dude to do a mea culpa.

OR

2) Go full Updyke, call Finebaum, and say "Hellz yeah I did it, and I'd do it agaaaaain! He was a damn dirty LSU fan, and he deserved to diiiie"...

3) Go to Mexico and get facial reconstruction surgery, return to U.S. and do number 2.
Posted by Joe Blow
Member since Nov 2007
2631 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:41 am to
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I can see it now, Finebaum will have a show with Harvey and Brian as guests. I say this kidding but some how I feel it might really happen.
No doubt in my mind that Finebaum will try and have Brian on his show and try to humanize him before trial.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:42 am to
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According to this, the manager of the Hibbett Sports in Tuscaloosa was(is?) named Brian Downing



Guy worked at the one in Phenix City or Columbus though...
Posted by Bama54
Neverland
Member since Nov 2011
5021 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:42 am to
So nice all the boogers get so excited over an idiot ruining his life and that of his family.

I agree the closer you get to Lee Co the stupider people get, not to mention, the smell.

Barners seem far more concerned about this than anyone. Of course they do have the felony four
This post was edited on 1/19/12 at 10:50 am
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:43 am to
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Bama54
You got too much Bammer in you.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38012 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:43 am to
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According to this, the manager of the Hibbett Sports in Tuscaloosa was(is?) named Brian Downing


I'm betting that the Hibbett's Corp is going to get tired of this kind of free advertising very, very fast.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51818 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:44 am to
Sorry Paul, but you know I gotta say it...Roll Damn Tide.
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
30286 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:44 am to
Mystery Balls will plead 'Funky Cold Medina' to the Judge.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:44 am to
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You got too much Bammer in you.

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Bama54


That you Brian? Or is that Harvey?
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:44 am to
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Barners seem for concerned


english?
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38012 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:44 am to
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Bama54


roll damn tide, Harvey.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:44 am to
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uote:
Brian Downing


Roll damn tide!


I think this is a better slogan for him..

Posted by arlo
Member since Oct 2007
12376 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:44 am to
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The black and white picture is a wedding picture and we should remember that he has a family.


He or his family won't be the first. I've seen it happen multiple times. Some drink to the point where they think the rules no longer apply to them.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105399 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:44 am to
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So nice all the boogers get so excited over an idiot ruining his life and that of his family.

I agree the close you get to Lee Co the stupider people get, not to mention, the smell.

Barners seem for concerned about this than anyone. Of course they do have the felony four
OK?



Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:45 am to
This is from Deadspin, not an Auburn site dumbass



Watch out miss! His testicles are near your head!
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14099 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:45 am to
Does Bama have anyone like LSUFreak? If so, why haven't they replaced that guy's balls with the crystal ball and let him rub that in the LSU guys face? (Maybe it's out there and I missed it).

Hell, I'm an LSU fan and would think that's funny.

Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:45 am to
I suspect he is a Boog in Bama clothes. Probably thought the drunk guy was a sheep sleeping.
Posted by AUnite
The Tragic City
Member since Nov 2010
14828 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:45 am to
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"He is no longer here."

"Do you know how to get in touch with him?"

"No."

Click.

So.....Was he fired? Did he quit? Is he in a REC version of witness protection??


Oh and
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:46 am to
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