re: Civil suggestions on things to do in T-Town.

For gameday atmosphere, go to the quad. It's a good time. Tailgaters on the west half, food vendors on the east side. Stuff for families/kids on the southeast side. Elephant Stomp (pregame pep rally) where the band plays on the steps of the Gorgas library about an hour and a half before the game. Walk of champions is usually about 2.5 hours before the game on the north side of the stadium.

For bars, just walk down the strip and pick one. Drink a yellowhammer at Gallettes. Get in a fight at the Houndstooth. Vomit off the rooftop patio at the Bear Trap. Have sex with a sorostitute in the bathroom at the Red Shed. Good times all around.....