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re: Give a one sentence assessment of every Football coach in the SEC

Posted on 7/17/11 at 6:01 pm to
Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18287 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 6:01 pm to
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Miles- I don't think he is as dumb as people think, but he should take a public speaking course or 5, and he seems like a good family man. And probably cheats on his wife all the time.


See, I can do it too.
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9444 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 6:36 pm to
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If by sweating...you mean.....not worried one bit

I'll be honest. When I read this, it made me think long and hard about the future pecking order in the SEC:

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The only other schools with more than one first-team pick were Georgia (six), South Carolina (four), Arkansas (three) and Kentucky (two).

Only Arkansas had more second-team all-conference selections than LSU. The Razorbacks had five players recognized by the SEC coaches.

Arkansas led all teams with six third-team All-SEC picks.

the Razorbacks had 14 players honored - more than any conference school.
LINK

Obviously preseason team selection doesn't mean everything, but the flagship dominated.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 6:39 pm to
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Dooley- I think 5 years from now, Tennessee fans will feel like they hit a home run by hiring Dooley and one day he will spurn Tennessee for UGA.

None of that is right
Posted by GumpHog
Member since Jul 2011
23 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 7:29 pm to
I'd think you lsu fans might just have a bit of respect for arky. Considering your recent record against us.
Posted by SitchProdigy
Member since Jan 2010
2530 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 7:36 pm to
LNMFS - the title corresponding to the initials says it all
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
19940 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

I'll be honest. When I read this, it made me think long and hard about the future pecking order in the SEC:


ISWYDT

quote:

Obviously preseason team selection doesn't mean everything, but the flagship dominated.


I agree, preseason team selection means shite, or maybe even less than shite, but yeah we did dominate nothingness. Let's see how this speculation pans out.
Posted by ketchupmoney
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2011
379 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 8:06 pm to
Petrino- Unnattractive character with a great offensive mind.

Nutt- Lazy clown with a deep and deadly desire to win.

Saban- Extremely disciplined, professional, and determined to win.

Mullen- Fundamentally sound coach with a knack for saying silly things.

Chizik- Creepy insecure guy who will forever be remembered for letting one talented player run his team.

Miles- Disciplined clown who was in the right place at the right time and never loses recruiting focus.

Phillips- Who cares.

Dooley- Second rate and immature.

Richt- Self absorbed, egotistical, religious zealot who is too easily offended by other opinions.

Spurrier- Laziest SEC coach who puts all his effort into the offense and is the least defensive minded coach.

Muschamp- Unknown quantity.

Vandy's coach- Who cares.


Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21619 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 8:21 pm to
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Saban- Extremely disciplined, professional, and determined to win.

He still demands more consistency and mental toughness from your team!
quote:

Richt- Self absorbed, egotistical, religious zealot who is too easily offended by other opinions.

Disagree. He may be a religious nut but I fail to see him thinking highly of himself.
Posted by brodieneedsanol
Member since Jun 2011
373 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 8:24 pm to
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Petrino- fricker

Nutt- lol

Saban- a-hole

Mullen- douche

Chizik- all in.

Miles- odd as frick

Phillips- who?

Dooley- A joke.

Richt- A pussy.

Spurrier- Funny.

Muschamp- a-hole.

Vandy's coach- Turning their program for the better


haha well done, thought this was pretty accurate
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 8:24 pm to
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Richt- Self absorbed, egotistical, religious zealot who is too easily offended by other opinions.

Haha wtf is this drivel

Go back to making threads predicting everyones seasons
Posted by PipeHog
NWA
Member since Jun 2011
561 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 8:26 pm to
Petrino- Great offensive mind, funnier than most people think, could improve social skills, shitty golfer.

Nutt- How has he lasted so long?

Saban- Plan and simple he is the Man.

Mullen- Seems like a good coach will not be at MSU long.

Chizik- Dumber than he sounds, I don't trust this fricker at all.

Miles- This guy is a nutty as a squirrel turd, but he wins.

Phillips- Not really relevant.

Dooley- How did he get the Tenner job?

Richt- Self absorbed, egotistical, religious zealot who is too easily offended by other opinions.

Spurrier- Has underacheived, best sound bites in sec.

Muschamp- Unknown quantity, hate to hear him talk.

Vandy's coach- I don't even know his name, probaly a smart guy.
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21619 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 8:27 pm to
Dooley is immature and Richt is easily offended yet whenever a reporter questions anything about Saban he flips his shite.
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 8:32 pm to
Richt pissed all these gumps off with the over signing stuff.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 9:40 pm to
In roughly 47 days, we'll no longer have to deal with BS threads like this for four months.
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33778 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 9:46 pm to
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Muschamp- He is a loose cannon


Posted by LovetheLord
The Ash Grove
Member since Dec 2010
5618 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 9:55 pm to
Petrino- Who trust's this guy any farther than they can throw him.

Nutt- Would hate to see him at LSU with some real talent.

Saban- Great dry sense of humor.

Mullen- Will not be at MSU long.

Chizik- Jumped the shark.

Miles- He wins.

Phillips- A joke(r). Bwaahahahah!

Dooley- In over his head.

Richt- Fine man. Not so great a coach.

Spurrier- Jerk of epic proportions.

Muschamp- In over his head.

Vandy's coach- Good ideas and a great, possitive, way of dealing with players.
Posted by Me4Heisman
Landmass
Member since Aug 2004
5509 posts
Posted on 7/17/11 at 10:26 pm to
Based on current info,

Saban - likes to blow leads

Chizik - makes Miles look intelligent

Miles - strange bastard
This post was edited on 7/17/11 at 10:28 pm
Posted by I Speak As I Please
Seaside, FL
Member since May 2011
790 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 5:38 am to
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Muschamp- He is a loose cannon who is in over his head and will team up with Saban one day as his DC.

Second time is the charm, huh?

He was formerly Nick's DC at L.S.U..
Posted by PeaRidgeWatash
Down by the docks of the city
Member since Dec 2004
15210 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 5:44 am to
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Miles:

Les Miles is the luckiest coach in college football, and won the majority of his early games as a head coach based on the talent that Nick Saban brought to LSU.



So I guess Saban won the NC at Bama with Shula's players??? Still gotta coach 'em up, dumbass.
Posted by Defenseiskey
Dallas
Member since Nov 2010
1332 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 8:13 am to
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Les Miles is the luckiest coach in college football, and won the majority of his early games as a head coach based on the talent that Nick Saban brought to LSU, and then in 2010, when Les took on Saban with just the players that he recruited, he proceeded to beat the 5'6" little debbie eating ego maniac


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