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Saban couldn't handle the freeze
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:35 pm
He heard about the polar vortex coming, and I'm not talking about the weather.
The Right Reverend Hugh muthafrickin Freeze is building a juggernaut and little Nicky knew he had to get out before her got frostbit. He knew that Hugh had already taken him down at that poverty program in Oxford MS and he knew full good and well what was coming now that CHF has access to PREMIUM resources and PREMIUM talent and a gotdang PREMIUM COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND.
I hope yall enjoyed your time in the sun, BammerMan. Because you're gonna be out in the COLD for a long, long time.
See ya later little Nicky!
The Right Reverend Hugh muthafrickin Freeze is building a juggernaut and little Nicky knew he had to get out before her got frostbit. He knew that Hugh had already taken him down at that poverty program in Oxford MS and he knew full good and well what was coming now that CHF has access to PREMIUM resources and PREMIUM talent and a gotdang PREMIUM COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND.
I hope yall enjoyed your time in the sun, BammerMan. Because you're gonna be out in the COLD for a long, long time.
See ya later little Nicky!
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:35 pm to PrestorJane
Cool, man…
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:37 pm to PrestorJane
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He heard about the polar vortex coming, and I'm not talking about the weather.
This is gold.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:37 pm to PrestorJane
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Posted by JayAg online on 1/2/24 at 10:02 pm to ColoradoAg I wouldn’t be shocked if Freeze is telling recruits on the trail Saban is retiring soon.
I could tell there was a reason Freeze was recruiting at a high clip.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:38 pm to PrestorJane
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:43 pm to PrestorJane
I was thinking the same thing when I first heard the news yesterday. Saban couldn't stand the thought of being the second best coach in his own state. Winter is coming.
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:07 pm to PrestorJane
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:14 pm to PrestorJane
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:20 pm to PrestorJane
PrestorJane
The worst in the SEC is not remotely close to worrying about your team. Auburn sucks nuts. Get it? This post is soft as shite.
The worst in the SEC is not remotely close to worrying about your team. Auburn sucks nuts. Get it? This post is soft as shite.
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 9:21 pm
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