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Saban couldn't handle the freeze

Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:35 pm
Posted by PrestorJane
Member since Dec 2020
81 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:35 pm
He heard about the polar vortex coming, and I'm not talking about the weather.

The Right Reverend Hugh muthafrickin Freeze is building a juggernaut and little Nicky knew he had to get out before her got frostbit. He knew that Hugh had already taken him down at that poverty program in Oxford MS and he knew full good and well what was coming now that CHF has access to PREMIUM resources and PREMIUM talent and a gotdang PREMIUM COLLEGE FOOTBALL BRAND.

I hope yall enjoyed your time in the sun, BammerMan. Because you're gonna be out in the COLD for a long, long time.

See ya later little Nicky!
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53427 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:35 pm to
Cool, man…
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
4722 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

He heard about the polar vortex coming, and I'm not talking about the weather.


This is gold.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
11089 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:37 pm to
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Posted by JayAg online on 1/2/24 at 10:02 pm to ColoradoAg I wouldn’t be shocked if Freeze is telling recruits on the trail Saban is retiring soon.


I could tell there was a reason Freeze was recruiting at a high clip.
Posted by momentoftruth87
DeSantis Country
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
3679 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:43 pm to
I was thinking the same thing when I first heard the news yesterday. Saban couldn't stand the thought of being the second best coach in his own state. Winter is coming.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9997 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by GeauxTigers1410
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by NCIS_76
Member since Jan 2021
5246 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:20 pm to
PrestorJane

The worst in the SEC is not remotely close to worrying about your team. Auburn sucks nuts. Get it? This post is soft as shite.
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 9:21 pm
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