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I’m flipping my commitment to Mizzou
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:16 pm
Looking for some advice from my fellow Mizzou fans on what to expect.
I’m working on my yankee-isms currently.
But do I have to use god awful ketchup yous guys put on your ribs?
I’m working on my yankee-isms currently.
But do I have to use god awful ketchup yous guys put on your ribs?
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:17 pm to The Sultan of Swine
You have to be excited for 9-2 seasons with losses to LSU and Georgia and your best win over Kansas St.
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:28 pm to The Sultan of Swine
I’d rather be a baw than a poop swastika
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:30 pm to momentoftruth87
Wow, look at all the Mizzou fans flocking in to comment.
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:41 pm to The Sultan of Swine
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what to expect
Pepsi
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:43 pm to Tiger in the Sticks
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Pepsi
Coke is a Mizzou sponsor????
This post was edited on 11/19/23 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:44 pm to The Sultan of Swine
Z O U my brother in christ
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:48 pm to The Sultan of Swine
quote:yes, it’s a requirement for you specifically
But do I have to use god awful ketchup yous guys put on your ribs?
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:57 pm to The Sultan of Swine
Pretty much what you’re already used to with slightly colder winters and familiar disappointment.
Posted on 11/19/23 at 4:57 pm to The Sultan of Swine
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I’m flipping my commitment to Mizzou by The Sultan of SwineLooking for some advice from my fellow Mizzou fans on what to expect.
I’m working on my yankee-isms currently.
But do I have to use god awful ketchup yous guys put on your ribs?
Honestly, never seen or heard of ketchup on ribs.
I have seen young'uns put ketchup on steak.
Posted on 11/19/23 at 5:01 pm to The Sultan of Swine
I actually only use rub, no sauce
Posted on 11/19/23 at 5:06 pm to MayorMkcheezou
I see why they made you mayor
Posted on 11/19/23 at 5:07 pm to The Sultan of Swine
It's a big deal to sit on uncomfortable things up there.
Posted on 11/19/23 at 5:09 pm to The Sultan of Swine
Does that make you the Sultan of the shite Swastika?
Posted on 11/19/23 at 5:15 pm to The Sultan of Swine
She has to approve your request:
Posted on 11/19/23 at 5:36 pm to The Sultan of Swine
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Looking for some advice on being a Mizzou fan and what to expect.
Here are 5 things to ensure that house will fit in:
1st- You must be excited about a 9-2 season like you have won the National Championship. Winning seasons don’t happen often in Mizzou, so when they do you have to be overly excited as you do not know when the next one will be, especially 9 wins.
2nd- when you beat Tennessee in football you have to celebrate for a week and make sure everyone knows that you beat Tennessee in football, even if it’s the first win in five years.
3rd- Don’t expect greatness every year as you will be let down. If you define greatness like other Mizzou fans, you will be just fine. Greatness to Mizzou is 8 wins and going to a bowl game. Also don’t expect consecutive winning seasons as that has only happened twice since 2010/2011.
4th- don’t expect 10+ win seasons as you will be upset every year and could damage your fandom. Winning 10+ game’s regularly is not the norm for Mizzou, even when they are currently in their greatest stretch of all time in football. You are more likely to go 1-10 than you are 10-1. Mizzou currently has just as many season where they won 1 or fewer games than than they have 9+ win seasons.
5th- Don’t expect to ever win the CFP, National Championship, or the SEC Championship. Mizzou has no history of winning any of these things. You are currently 33rd in all time wins(711) and have no chance of getting into the top 10 in wins in your life time. Be ok with just a winning season and extending your coach for winning 7+ games.
If you follow these 5 steps you will be just fine as a new Mizzou fan. If you don’t have a strong heart or patience, then I don’t advise you to stick with Mizzou beyond this year, as most fans will stop coming to the games anyways once they go back to the norm of losing season like the previous 5 years. Congratulations on your great season and being a bandwagon fan.
Posted on 11/19/23 at 5:46 pm to Hot_in_the_box
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- Don’t expect greatness every year as you will be let down.
Imagine typing that 5 page essay on Mizzou on a Sunday afternoon.
Vols are experts in not expecting greatness.
Back to back dirt dickings has you in a constant state of melt
This post was edited on 11/19/23 at 5:47 pm
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