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re: I’m flipping my commitment to Mizzou
Posted on 11/19/23 at 5:58 pm to The Sultan of Swine
Posted on 11/19/23 at 5:58 pm to The Sultan of Swine
quote:it was a write in campaign
I see why they made you mayor
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Posted on 11/19/23 at 6:33 pm to The Sultan of Swine
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The Sultan of Swine
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I’m flipping my commitment to Mizzou
You guys are already fam, Walton binds you like that ring that Gollum lost.
Posted on 11/19/23 at 7:08 pm to MayorMkcheezou
This is the way
Posted on 11/19/23 at 7:27 pm to Hot_in_the_box
If we beat Arkansas, Mizzou will have had 3 10 win seasons in the last 10 years. How many 10 win seasons has Tennessee had in the last 10 years?
Posted on 11/19/23 at 7:28 pm to The Sultan of Swine
quote:Good pickup Mizzou. Solid poster.
The Sultan of Swine
Posted on 11/19/23 at 7:45 pm to The Sultan of Swine
Pork steaks
Posted on 11/19/23 at 7:48 pm to The Sultan of Swine
Just start giving blow jobs for 6 bucks behind a 7-11 or Popeyes dumpster. You will fit right in.
Posted on 11/19/23 at 7:50 pm to MIzzouMark
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Imagine typing that 5 page essay on Mizzou on a
It’s not the same as y’all talking about winning a regular season game for 7 consecutive days. We know it was a big achievement for Mizzou to beat UT. You haven’t done it since 2018,
Posted on 11/19/23 at 7:51 pm to Hot_in_the_box
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not the same as y’all talking about winning a regular season game for 7 consecutive days. We know it was a big achievement for Mizzou to beat UT. You haven’t done it since 2018,
Melt bitch
Posted on 11/19/23 at 7:58 pm to Drydock
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we beat Arkansas, Mizzou will have had 3 10 win seasons in the last 10 years. How many 10 win seasons has Tennessee had in the last 10 years?
Issue is, you haven’t had a winning season since 2018. You’re bragging about being little bit relevant 10 years ago. We have went through 3 Head coaches in that time frame. I wouldn’t expect for UT to win 10 games under Dooley, Butch or Pruitt. It was our worst stretch in UT football history.
I expect Heupel to have more wins than drink going forward for the better part of Heupel career at UT.
Heupel is in his 3rd consecutive winning season, which non of the last 4 coaches ever did at UT. Last time Mizzou had 3 consecutive winning seasons was 2009-2011. Mizzou has 1 winning season in 5 years and they say, look at 2012 though. Last 5 years are a closer representation of where your program is than 2012 and 2013.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 9:10 am to The Sultan of Swine
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"...yous guys"
This is better than y'all, but the Mafia hasn't been a thing for quite a while around here, and Yankees from the northeast are frowned upon.
Welcome, enjoy the ride.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 9:17 am to off_season
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Just start giving blow jobs for 6 bucks behind a 7-11 or Popeyes dumpster. You will fit right in.
This seems awfully descript. I'm sorry if that happened to you on your visit to CoMo. I wasn't aware we had a 7/11, but I hope you enjoyed your chicken sandwich after all of that $6-a-bj work.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 9:30 am to MIzzouMark
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Vols are experts in not expecting greatness.
The the contrary my friend, the Vols expect greatness every year. No matter how obviously deluded they are. Coming off a 5 win season? National title next year. Crashed and burned in baseball Regionals? National title next year. Men's basketball constantly losing in the first or second round of the Big Dance? National title next year.
To be a Vol fan you must have hilariously unrealistic expectations every year for every sport.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 11:40 am to Hot_in_the_box
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2nd- when you beat Tennessee in football you have to celebrate for a week and make sure everyone knows that you beat Tennessee in football, even if it’s the first win in five years.
You do realize, dip shite, that we're tied all-time. That means you were 2-5 before you ran off 4 straight but you keep holding on to that.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 11:47 am to DaleDenton
Posted on 11/20/23 at 4:32 pm to Arksulli
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The the contrary my friend, the Vols expect greatness every year. No matter how obviously deluded they are. Coming off a 5 win season? National title next year. Crashed and burned in baseball Regionals? National title next year. Men's basketball constantly losing in the first or second round of the Big Dance? National title next year.
To be a Vol fan you must have hilariously unrealistic expectations every year for every sport
This is accurate lol
Posted on 11/20/23 at 5:20 pm to The Sultan of Swine
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Looking for some advice from my fellow Mizzou fans on what to expect.
Learn how to spaz out and start launching phallic slurs at the guys that laugh at your program.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 5:45 pm to The Sultan of Swine
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I’m working on my yankee-isms currently.
- Always request mayo as a condiment
- Only eat pizza with provolone cheese
- Pronouce 40 as "far-dee"
That's all I've got.
Posted on 11/20/23 at 9:56 pm to MIZ83
quote:not from southwest Mo I see
but the Mafia hasn't been a thing for quite a while around here
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