Hey y’all, member when Ole Miss’s program had reached new heights?

—Y’all ‘member when Ole Miss was a top 10 undefeated team, coming off a 10 win season?

I member!

—Only my Mississippi baws will member dis one, member bout a month ago when Ole Miss fans walked around the state in their powder blue shirts looking down upon the peasants Miss State while issuing a daily reminder that Ole Miss had “arrived” and were finally living up to their blue blood name and reputation, and with their lil Saban Jr named Lane Kiffin, they had become a perineal top 10-15 team and CFP contender?

I member, how could I not member dat?

—Mississippi baws again, Member when Ole Miss fans told state fans all fall that State had been left in the dust, Ole Miss would soon win their 3rd straight Egg Bowl, and Mississippi State and Mike Leach were just a cute little joke of a program that they had left behind in the dust and State should just focus on playing their way from the Bham Bowl into the Music City Bowl while the grown ups in the State of Mississippi focused on taking their top 10 undefeated Rebs to the SEC championship game and CFP?

Oh yeah, I member dat one baws!

—SEC baws, member when Ole Miss fans and Kiffin put their moral police badges on and talked mad shite about TN fans and how trashy they were for throwing trash on the field at their precious coach and players? How could those fans???? That’s so awful!!

I member dat, those Ole Miss baws are so morally pure!

—Banjo playin frickers and Walmart floor lickers, y’all baws member when Ole Miss couldn’t beat the Arkansas Razorbacks?

Oh I definitely member dat, but which year? Oh I member now, that’s every year!!

—All dem baws out der, member when State beat Ole Miss to finish 8-4 same record as OM, and with the head to head tie breaker State finished 3rd in the west, a spot ahead of Ole Miss in the standings, and then state will get a better bowl than Ole Miss, and finish ranked in CFP top 25 while OM will finish unranked?

I member, like it was yesterday!!

Member when one day Ole Miss was riding as high as ever, thinking that this was the new normal, and then Kiffin bailed, the team played real competition and lost 3 straight, and State came into Oxford and played a C- game and still won?

I member, kinda like how A&M used to do? Get real hot the first half of the season and then late October and into November they suck balls, you talking bout that? Obviously I talking about years ago, before they just decided to suck balls at the beginning of the season, and the middle and then the end.

—Hey Rebs, member when you realized you still ain’t shite and all that glitters ain’t gold? Member when you had to admit to yourself that Kiffin doesn’t see Ole Miss as a “destination job” and the whole idea in your heads of Ole Miss becoming a legit and perineal CFP contender was nothing more than a silly little dream that feels so real in the moment until you wake up and laugh bc why would you believe you any of that bull shite could be real? Dreams are so unrealistic but member when the Rebs fall for it every time and fully believe this times different, this time definitely real, member dat?

I member dat, those silly rebels, IT WAS ALL A DREAM!