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re: The 3rd Annual SECRant Worst Poster Tournament: Round of 32
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:38 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:38 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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He's posting in this thread
Gee, who is he posting as?
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Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:39 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Wait, LemonPuppy was a State fan and an Alabama fan and then got banned for posting porn. Dolphin Daddy is LP, and now it makes sense that LP was Ted.
Wow. Big happenings here.
What have you done George..
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:39 pm to WhaddupDawg
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Gee, who is he posting as?
Whaddup, dog.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:40 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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LemonPuppy was a State fan and an Alabama fan and then got banned for posting porn. Dolphin Daddy is LP, and now it makes sense that LP was Ted.
Wow. Big happenings here.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:41 pm to TigerLunatik
#TeamTed
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:45 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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#TeamTed
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:47 pm to WhaddupDawg
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Voting for yourself in the worst poster tournament is sad.
That was Tuscaloosa's ballot dumbass.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:47 pm to Hailstate15
Right after everything started going downhill in that thread, you had one of my favorite posts:
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I took edibles like 30 minutes ago and they kicked in at a bad time
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:47 pm to MykTide
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We had a cult meeting and I was told what to do.
Newsletter?
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:50 pm to Irons Puppet
I notice a lack of predictions in the offical thread from a lot of the shitty posters in the running for this award.
Weird.
Weird.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:50 pm to DolphinDaddy
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I know I’m getting banned after this tournament is over, so until then, we ride.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:51 pm to paperwasp
Here is where BulldawgBelle (Mrs Ted) drops the nuke
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Ok I can see you don’t understand how a husband and wife operate. So here we go. Step outside of your moms basement for a little bit. Go talk to a woman, and no Blow Up Betty doesn’t count. I promise us women folk ain’t that scary. Who knows, maybe you will find a wife. Then maybe one day she will finally convince herself to vote for you. Good luck little soldier.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:53 pm to paperwasp
That thread is a GEM
-TigerLooneytic
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Look here credible edible. Don't be bring your hippy shite into this section of the chaos! We are in the 5th circle of the last sector before someone goes postal in here.
-TigerLooneytic
Posted on 7/26/22 at 4:54 pm to Wolfhound45
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Then maybe one day she will finally convince herself to vote for you
BAHAHHAHAHAH
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Good luck little soldier
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:03 pm to Alyosha
Ted was brilliant because of his dynamic versatility. He had a quick “rapist wit”, but then garner sympathy about his personal tragedy. Then he’d turn around and shite post that would toe the line and rile up the crowd.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:07 pm to Wolfhound45
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Ok I can see you don’t understand how a husband and wife operate. So here we go. Step outside of your moms basement for a little bit. Go talk to a woman, and no Blow Up Betty doesn’t count. I promise us women folk ain’t that scary. Who knows, maybe you will find a wife. Then maybe one day she will finally convince herself to vote for you. Good luck little soldier.
It’s funny because Diddly theoretically had a chance to reinvent himself/make friends/talk to women throughout his freshman year at UGA and clearly failed on all fronts.
Oh well, maybe things will be better in grad school.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:13 pm to paperwasp
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here’s the first fuse
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Duddley: Ted, I will allow your “wife’s” vote to count. But only if you both change your votes to me.
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Ted: No. This is evil. You are evil I say
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Duddley: I have officially banned Ted’s alter/imaginary wife from voting or competing in any bracket, except worst poster.
Then all hell broke loose.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:15 pm to Wolfhound45
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BulldawgBelle (Mrs Ted)
I couldn’t recall her exact name until Loonie said it earlier.
For some reason the first thing I always remember about Ted is his CWS prediction because of tSex he’d get, and she showed up in the thread.
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:15 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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I have officially banned Ted’s alter/imaginary wife from voting or competing in any bracket, except worst poster.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 5:18 pm to paperwasp
Diddly not looking good in all this.
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