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re: 2023 Recruiting
Posted on 2/3/22 at 10:42 am to RandySavage
Posted on 2/3/22 at 10:42 am to RandySavage
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Harsin sucks, sinking ship, dumpster fire, colossal failure, thank God for basketball...
Dear Randy,
That was pretty good… Also, The real Randy Savage was one bad arse mofo and as a friend I think you’re not living up to that reputation with some of your postings… some are good but most are not. I think something like SavageVagina would be a great name change until you work up to the awesomeness of the real Randy Savage.
I’m good at design and photoshop and could make you a more fitting Avatar if you’re down!
Sincerely,
your bro Shred
PS: thanks for making me derail the thread already. Now Jones will never respond to my postings/questions.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:22 am to ShredSquatch
Shred,
I appreciate your mutual respect for the late great Macho King Randy Savage. However, I would argue the unabashed machismo oozing from every vein in the Macho Man's body would not stand for the state of affairs of our football program at the moment and would have very similar thoughts and opinions born of rage and frustration.
A SavageVagina would be perfectly content to leak talent like a sieve, watch our rivals dominate us in every way, and fall behind perennial SEC bottom dwellers such as those residing in the state to the west so long as everybody is having fun.
Signed,
RandySavage
P.S. Sorry for spoiling your chances with Jonesy.
I appreciate your mutual respect for the late great Macho King Randy Savage. However, I would argue the unabashed machismo oozing from every vein in the Macho Man's body would not stand for the state of affairs of our football program at the moment and would have very similar thoughts and opinions born of rage and frustration.
A SavageVagina would be perfectly content to leak talent like a sieve, watch our rivals dominate us in every way, and fall behind perennial SEC bottom dwellers such as those residing in the state to the west so long as everybody is having fun.
Signed,
RandySavage
P.S. Sorry for spoiling your chances with Jonesy.
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