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Posted on 3/30/15 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 3/30/15 at 1:05 pm
From kegsneggs on Twitter
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2406572-br-5th-down-bo-pelinis-strong-selfie-game-hugh-freezes-talladega-nights
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Carl Lawson’s offseason diet of scrap metal and human souls is working
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Good heavens. Yes, let's talk about this.
Despite erroneous "media reports" to the contrary, this is a photo of Auburn defensive lineman Carl Lawson and not a secret government military weapon in testing mode.
Lawson, a breakout freshman in 2013, missed the entire '14 season because of a torn ACL. He's been cleared by doctors to participate in spring practice, according to Joel Erickson of al.com, and is probably rampaging somewhere on the practice field or in the weight room at this very moment.
As B/R colleague Adam Kramer notes in his tweet, Lawson has been on a strict diet to aid in his recovery process. Source, which may or may not be but definitely are fake, say the redshirt sophomore has been consuming nails and screws, old car parts and Publix chicken tender subs, among other things.
All of this is terrible news if you're an SEC quarterback. Godspeed to you all.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2406572-br-5th-down-bo-pelinis-strong-selfie-game-hugh-freezes-talladega-nights
Posted on 3/30/15 at 1:09 pm to atlau
This picture is from last spring so I would Imagine that he is even bigger now.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 1:23 pm to atlau
Holding my breath he stays healthy
Posted on 3/30/15 at 1:33 pm to Rig
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Holding my breath he stays healthy
Posted on 3/30/15 at 1:51 pm to AUTigermitch1995
Huge difference maker!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 3/30/15 at 2:20 pm to Rig
Well yeah, that's a given for any player of any sport.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 2:24 pm to AUbagman
Not at all, we had maybe two healthy difference-makers on defense last year. The rest were healthy mouth breathers that took up space.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 4:27 pm to jangalang
Well, I was speaking in terms of "difference makers". Sorry I didn't specify.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 8:14 pm to AUbagman
The juice flows freely in collegiate football... These kids are doing so many steroids it's crazy...
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