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So this just happened.
Posted on 6/16/15 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 6/16/15 at 6:54 pm
So..vacation is OVER.
Came home to a faulty upstairs AC unit. So we called the Home Warranty people and they sent a repair man. meanwhile wife has gone to our church for something or other.
While I am on the phone for work and dealing with the AC dude, the boys decided to trash the house, getting a good part of a roll of toilet paper, cookies and a can of whipped cream all over the living room and foyer. I have the AC dude here, so I cannot kill them with a witness around.
Then...doorbell. its the cops. Apparently Liam dialed 911 just for fun. Got Dammit.
This is the life we lead. People wonder why I like Bourbon.
And no fricks given if Germans.
Came home to a faulty upstairs AC unit. So we called the Home Warranty people and they sent a repair man. meanwhile wife has gone to our church for something or other.
While I am on the phone for work and dealing with the AC dude, the boys decided to trash the house, getting a good part of a roll of toilet paper, cookies and a can of whipped cream all over the living room and foyer. I have the AC dude here, so I cannot kill them with a witness around.
Then...doorbell. its the cops. Apparently Liam dialed 911 just for fun. Got Dammit.
This is the life we lead. People wonder why I like Bourbon.
And no fricks given if Germans.
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 6:55 pm
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Posted on 6/16/15 at 6:59 pm to Pavoloco83
Tldr... kids suck
Posted on 6/16/15 at 6:59 pm to Pavoloco83
tl;dr
Posted on 6/16/15 at 7:02 pm to Rig
Seriously. I should have posted a fricking haiku for you guys. 
Posted on 6/16/15 at 7:03 pm to Pavoloco83
Sorry couldn't help but laugh.Posted on 6/16/15 at 7:05 pm to Pavoloco83
I would prefer that
Juicy fruit never lasts five minutes
Dandelions and shite
Juicy fruit never lasts five minutes
Dandelions and shite
Posted on 6/16/15 at 7:09 pm to Pavoloco83
I have two boys so I know your pain... they destroy everything.
But your post was too long... step your game up.
But your post was too long... step your game up.
Posted on 6/16/15 at 7:12 pm to Pavoloco83
I can laugh now since my kids are for the most part grown but this struck me as very funny! I certainly have had those moments.
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 6/16/15 at 7:15 pm to Rig
Seven syllables
In second line of haiku
Still a nice try, yo
In second line of haiku
Still a nice try, yo
Posted on 6/16/15 at 7:29 pm to Pavoloco83
Posted on 6/16/15 at 7:31 pm to auzach91
I only desire
For Rocky to admit he's
Really Keef Neebur.
For Rocky to admit he's
Really Keef Neebur.
Posted on 6/16/15 at 8:12 pm to auzach91
Poor rig tries real hard
To be hard, one must be rig
Hard in pants but not in mind
Posted on 6/16/15 at 8:26 pm to Pavoloco83
I feel your pain brother.
Posted on 6/16/15 at 8:51 pm to Pavoloco83
quote:
Liam dialed 911 just for fun
I hope you told the cops that. rendering false alarm + criminal mischief = jail time
Posted on 6/16/15 at 8:58 pm to auzach91
Damn auburn math I can't count
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:17 pm to blue_morrison
quote:
I hope you told the cops that. rendering false alarm + criminal mischief = jail time
Cop actually was cool. Said his kid did the same thing.
However, I told Liam (4 years old) that if it ever happened again, HE was going to jail.
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:20 pm to Pavoloco83
LOCK HIM UP IN JUVIE 
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:22 pm to Pavoloco83
Sounds like you suck as a parent...
just kidding. I don't even have any kids
just kidding. I don't even have any kids
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:31 pm to Pavoloco83
Handcuffs and a ride around the block woulda solved that 911 problem.
Posted on 6/16/15 at 9:31 pm to Pavoloco83
I feel your pain. Last week my 4 year old pushed the trash can full of dog food over. I turn around to see both my dog and my 2 year old eating it as fast as they can. In the rush to get my son to stop eating dog food I spilled our dinner for the night all over the counter and knocked the milk carton over. Left the mess for the mrs to clean up
Oh and to top it off, my 4 year old started saying what I said when I saw what was happening. "Oh shite." Those frickers pick up on everything
This post was edited on 6/16/15 at 9:35 pm
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