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Posted on 11/28/12 at 4:30 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Posted on 11/28/12 at 4:30 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
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That plane has been on the ground for over 3 hours now. I hope they are doing what ever it takes. If Patterson demands that JJ get down on his knees and blow him on the 50yrd line, JJ better be slobbin that knob like a frickin champ. If he is telling Bo to punch Jacob's in the face, Bo better be punchin' his frickin' mouth loose... I don't care what they gotta do, but they better do it.
Motherf'n :kige:
I'd love to see Gary hitching those pants on the sideline of Jordan Hare. Have you guys noticed the pants thing he does?
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Posted on 11/28/12 at 5:57 pm to CaptainBrannigan
That plane is still on the ground, going on 5 hours now.. I hope Jacobs is sucking the paint off the walls. 
This post was edited on 11/28/12 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 11/28/12 at 6:04 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Announcment tonight or tomorrow?
Posted on 11/28/12 at 6:19 pm to AUtigR24
Posted on 11/28/12 at 6:21 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
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That plane is still on the ground, going on 5 hours now.. I hope Jacobs is sucking the paint off the walls.
Dear innocent, tiny, infant, sweet baby Jesus,
In all your magnificent tiny infant wisdom please bless us with the wondrous presence of Gary Patterson on our beloved Plains and we will forever worship you and only you even putting aside our decaying trees and former coaches . . . Amen
Posted on 11/28/12 at 6:33 pm to undecided
5 plus hours now. They better have to drag Jay kicking and screaming out of the building. Offer him and his staff sexual favors if you have to Jay. I don't care if have you put your resignation on Gary's desk as part of the deal. If he wants you to go get him some Cambodian breast milk, you better be scouring Dallas for the finest Cambodian. Don't forget the sugar cookies either.
Posted on 11/28/12 at 6:39 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
My inside sources tell me that Patterson wants a set of left handed golf clubs to go with that Cambodian breast milk before he's willing to sign.
Posted on 11/28/12 at 6:42 pm to PuntBamaPunt
Ok, Patterson is my first choice.. I'm pumped at the moment! If not him, it better be Petrino.
Posted on 11/28/12 at 6:51 pm to Mantis Toboggan MD
Gary Patterson Demands
1. Cambodian Breast Milk w/ Sugar Cookies
2. Left-handed Golf Clubs
3. Jay Jacob's Resignation
4. ?
1. Cambodian Breast Milk w/ Sugar Cookies
2. Left-handed Golf Clubs
3. Jay Jacob's Resignation
4. ?
Posted on 11/28/12 at 6:52 pm to CaptainBrannigan
If we have a legit shot at Gary Patterson holy shite.
Dear six pound, eight ounce sweet little baby Jesus....
Dear six pound, eight ounce sweet little baby Jesus....
Posted on 11/28/12 at 6:54 pm to undecided
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4. ?
Pat Dye being committed to a nursing facility?
The Yella Fella beating himself to death with a piece of lumber?
ETA: Almost 6 hours on the ground now
This post was edited on 11/28/12 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 11/28/12 at 7:03 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
Ole girl is still being coy with me and not saying shite. Trying all kinds of guilt trips and not working so far.
Posted on 11/28/12 at 7:06 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
If there is anything to it, you will see rumors start flying on twitter and places like that as soon as the plane takes off. I say that because I'm assuming Jay and whoever would start making calls back to AU as soon as the meeting is over, if there was indeed a meeting. Once the calls take place, those that are sources will begin disseminating the info out to their contacts.
Posted on 11/28/12 at 7:06 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
she prolly dont know shite
Posted on 11/28/12 at 7:07 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Ole girl is still being coy with me and not saying shite. Trying all kinds of guilt trips and not working so far.
back story?
Posted on 11/28/12 at 7:10 pm to Gnar Cat21
Gary Patterson needs only one demand: Give me full control of the entire program.
If JJ even hesitates, Patterson should tell him to get lost. Simple as that.
If JJ even hesitates, Patterson should tell him to get lost. Simple as that.
Posted on 11/28/12 at 7:10 pm to The Nino
It's in the thread. On my phone or I'd quote.
Posted on 11/28/12 at 7:13 pm to Gnar Cat21
Not sure if she does or not. She's either bullshitting me or thinks I'm off my rocker.
Posted on 11/28/12 at 7:54 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Closing in on 7 hours on the ground. Probably interviewing all the big dogs. Stoops, Patterson, Sean Peyton (he does have a house in Dallas I believe ) Sumlin, and probably the Texans coach too. These guys are probably fighting each other in the waiting lobby to get a chance to impress Jay Jacobs.
) Sumlin, and probably the Texans coach too. These guys are probably fighting each other in the waiting lobby to get a chance to impress Jay Jacobs. Posted on 11/28/12 at 7:59 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
I think I might have caught her in a lie...gimme a bit and I'll update. On another note...it appears we gave Gus a face to face interview and Strong a phone interview on the plane ride.
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