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Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:17 pm
Hi, Rhymenoceros here:
32 yo
6'4"
212 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Moderate (in game sitch: high)
Pros: Get drunk, positive, plays harmonica
Cons: Get drunk, negative, plays harmonica drunk.
My life in one meme:
Let's know where we stand before the fallout.
32 yo
6'4"
212 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Moderate (in game sitch: high)
Pros: Get drunk, positive, plays harmonica
Cons: Get drunk, negative, plays harmonica drunk.
My life in one meme:
Let's know where we stand before the fallout.
This post was edited on 8/5/16 at 9:19 pm
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Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:24 pm to Rhymenoceros
I know my way around Lake Martin.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:24 pm to Rhymenoceros
53 yo
6'0"
190 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Meh (in game sitch: Throwing shite)
Pros: Trivia master
Cons: Impatience with ignorance
My life in one meme:
6'0"
190 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Meh (in game sitch: Throwing shite)
Pros: Trivia master
Cons: Impatience with ignorance
My life in one meme:
This post was edited on 8/5/16 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:28 pm to Rhymenoceros
Tilco
34 yo
6'0
195lbs
Melt Level : Situationally Appropriatelly Heavy yet still self aware.
Pros : Despite my melts I don't take this shite too seriously.
Pros: I like white cans and good bourbon.
Cons: sometimes I read the poli board.
Gif:
34 yo
6'0
195lbs
Melt Level : Situationally Appropriatelly Heavy yet still self aware.
Pros : Despite my melts I don't take this shite too seriously.
Pros: I like white cans and good bourbon.
Cons: sometimes I read the poli board.
Gif:
This post was edited on 8/5/16 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:28 pm to Rhymenoceros
quote:
Hi, Rhymenoceros here:
Hello, I'm the Hiphopopotamus and my rhymes are bottomless.
Oh, also:
25 yrs old
Taller than Saban
175
Melt level: already over it, thank God for ADD, 15-0 'SHIP!!!!
Pros: I got da plugs
Cons: so pro that it's con
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:34 pm to Rhymenoceros
DuncanIdaho
42 yo
5'6"
145 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Moderate unless I'm really drunk
Pros:I can beat anybody else in the rant in a mile race
Cons:Probably a mild alcoholic when not running a lot
My Life in one meme:
42 yo
5'6"
145 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Moderate unless I'm really drunk
Pros:I can beat anybody else in the rant in a mile race
Cons:Probably a mild alcoholic when not running a lot
My Life in one meme:
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:50 pm to Rhymenoceros
Sandman
23 yo
5'11"
160 lbs
Might be an alter
Melt level: Kerryon for Heisman
Pros: I can tell you anything you want about Middle/Late Bronze Age - Iron Age Israel
Cons: I can tell you anything you want about Middle/Late Bronze Age - Iron Age Israel
My life in one meme:
23 yo
5'11"
160 lbs
Might be an alter
Melt level: Kerryon for Heisman
Pros: I can tell you anything you want about Middle/Late Bronze Age - Iron Age Israel
Cons: I can tell you anything you want about Middle/Late Bronze Age - Iron Age Israel
My life in one meme:
Posted on 8/5/16 at 10:04 pm to Rhymenoceros
Hi, ChexMix here:
35 yo
5'10"
190 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Medium pace (in game sitch: very high)
Pros: Expert Posibarner
Cons: Curse a lot
My life in one gif:
35 yo
5'10"
190 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Medium pace (in game sitch: very high)
Pros: Expert Posibarner
Cons: Curse a lot
My life in one gif:
Posted on 8/5/16 at 10:16 pm to Rhymenoceros
Hi, Rig here:
23 yo
6'3"
187 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Low (in game sitch: medium to high)
Pros: foodie, Auburn alum, adventurer
Cons: play video games, extremely single, posts on message board
23 yo
6'3"
187 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Low (in game sitch: medium to high)
Pros: foodie, Auburn alum, adventurer
Cons: play video games, extremely single, posts on message board
Posted on 8/5/16 at 10:41 pm to Rig
35, 6'0, 210, ready to inflict more liver damage due to fickle AU football
Posted on 8/5/16 at 11:11 pm to Rig
Hi, GoCrazyAuburn here
28 years old
5'10
200 lbs
Can't be duplicated
Melt Level: I have whiskey, I'm good
Pro's: I'm awesome. Auburn fan. Peruser of fine whiskey's and cigars.
Cons: hardcore single. Tigerdroppings Auburn fan draft undrafted free agent signed by LSU, I was lied to by analysts. Should have staid another year. Pre-imminent Tigerdroppings Sleeve and analytics consultant
My life:
28 years old
5'10
200 lbs
Can't be duplicated
Melt Level: I have whiskey, I'm good
Pro's: I'm awesome. Auburn fan. Peruser of fine whiskey's and cigars.
Cons: hardcore single. Tigerdroppings Auburn fan draft undrafted free agent signed by LSU, I was lied to by analysts. Should have staid another year. Pre-imminent Tigerdroppings Sleeve and analytics consultant
My life:
This post was edited on 8/5/16 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 8/5/16 at 11:58 pm to Rhymenoceros
Hi AUtigerNOLA
30 yr old
5'7''
140 lbs
No alters
Melt Level: Between meh and frick everything
Pros: There's always poon. Football is just a game. Drink good beer and play the guitar which could lead to poon.
Cons: When things go south, extremely negative, frick shite up.
My life in one gif:
30 yr old
5'7''
140 lbs
No alters
Melt Level: Between meh and frick everything
Pros: There's always poon. Football is just a game. Drink good beer and play the guitar which could lead to poon.
Cons: When things go south, extremely negative, frick shite up.
My life in one gif:
Posted on 8/6/16 at 12:29 am to Luke
quote:i hope it's life threatening
ready to inflict more liver damage due to fickle AU football
Posted on 8/6/16 at 4:50 am to Rhymenoceros
HI, LanierSpots
49yo
6'1"
230 lbs
Whats an Alter?
Melt Level: Low (Reality has set in)
Pros: Extremely good looking, Loyal like a puppy, will always pick up the check
Cons: Drinks Ultra, Gets drunk and talks way too much when drunk, NewLanier
My life: since Im twice as old, I will break it down
Early life
Now
49yo
6'1"
230 lbs
Whats an Alter?
Melt Level: Low (Reality has set in)
Pros: Extremely good looking, Loyal like a puppy, will always pick up the check
Cons: Drinks Ultra, Gets drunk and talks way too much when drunk, NewLanier
My life: since Im twice as old, I will break it down
Early life
Now
This post was edited on 8/6/16 at 5:22 am
Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:23 am to GoCrazyAuburn
quote:I was drafted by the Flagship. Excellent back then, embarrassing now
Tigerdroppings Auburn fan draft
Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:48 am to joeyb147
Joey snowflake has thin skin and accepts low expectations despite costly investment... Must be a democrat, very low energy
Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:49 am to LanierSpots
Hi, Jang
27 years old
220 pounds
Not an Alter
Pros: objective thinker, better looking than Lanier( I stalked him before). Cornhole game is unreal.
Cons: I spend way too much time on the Internet. I'm no longer 26.
Favorite Auburn Player: Caddilac
Most disappointing Auburn player: Tray Blackmon
Most disliked: Jake Holland
Most active song on my Gym playlist RN: Amnesia by Kevin Gates
Preferred Sex position: Reverse Cowgirl so I can watch that arse and be like:
My life:
Waiting for football season be like:
Waiting for Basketball season be like:
Meme:
27 years old
220 pounds
Not an Alter
Pros: objective thinker, better looking than Lanier( I stalked him before). Cornhole game is unreal.
Cons: I spend way too much time on the Internet. I'm no longer 26.
Favorite Auburn Player: Caddilac
Most disappointing Auburn player: Tray Blackmon
Most disliked: Jake Holland
Most active song on my Gym playlist RN: Amnesia by Kevin Gates
Preferred Sex position: Reverse Cowgirl so I can watch that arse and be like:
My life:
Waiting for football season be like:
Waiting for Basketball season be like:
Meme:
Posted on 8/6/16 at 9:44 am to Rhymenoceros
HouseofWaffles
26
5'11
177
Alter? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go to hell.
Melt level: Moderate (in game sitch: high)
Pros: Love a good bourbon, pretty good cook, occasionally say funny shite
Cons: Make some very regrettable posts after too much bourbon and a tough loss.
My life in one meme:
26
5'11
177
Alter? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go to hell.
Melt level: Moderate (in game sitch: high)
Pros: Love a good bourbon, pretty good cook, occasionally say funny shite
Cons: Make some very regrettable posts after too much bourbon and a tough loss.
My life in one meme:
Posted on 8/6/16 at 10:54 am to Rhymenoceros
Keef Kneebur
5'5"
380
Auburn insider
I have a guy who try's to be me named Keith Kneibur, would say more but I have lawsuits pending against him.
Love a great buffet
Cons: I love carnival food
Pros: played for Greenbay as a center when I was more fit at 155.
Five years ago when I was fat
5'5"
380
Auburn insider
I have a guy who try's to be me named Keith Kneibur, would say more but I have lawsuits pending against him.
Love a great buffet
Cons: I love carnival food
Pros: played for Greenbay as a center when I was more fit at 155.
Five years ago when I was fat
Posted on 8/6/16 at 11:02 am to LanierSpots
Pavoloco83
54 years goin on 17.
5'11
260 (Im big boned.)
Not an alter at least under this screen name.
Melt level: Medium, but dissipates within 24 hours.
Pros: well traveled, good looking, international business executive. an expert in the art of drinking bourbon. Jihad level hate for the University of Georgia and everything about it. frick Uganda U.
Cons: Laniers tag line is still accurate.
54 years goin on 17.
5'11
260 (Im big boned.)
Not an alter at least under this screen name.
Melt level: Medium, but dissipates within 24 hours.
Pros: well traveled, good looking, international business executive. an expert in the art of drinking bourbon. Jihad level hate for the University of Georgia and everything about it. frick Uganda U.
Cons: Laniers tag line is still accurate.
This post was edited on 8/6/16 at 11:07 am
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