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re: Why Are Some of Our Fanbase Behaving Like A Dysfunctional Family At the Moment?
Posted on 6/13/15 at 7:24 pm to Arkla Missy
Posted on 6/13/15 at 7:24 pm to Arkla Missy
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I think he'd take a pass.
Never underestimate a 14 year old with a boner. I was about that age when all the way the first time. It was to an older woman in Arkansas.
Just saying.
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Posted on 6/13/15 at 7:37 pm to Arkla Missy
Posted on 6/13/15 at 7:47 pm to Old Sarge
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I've seen your pic
Don't need to see it to know she is sweet as pecan pie.
Posted on 6/13/15 at 7:51 pm to Cheese Grits
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Never underestimate a 14 year old with a boner. I was about that age when all the way the first time. It was to an older woman in Arkansas.
My experience at age 14. Never tried it again.
Cut a little hole in the bottom, slide it in there..pleasant surprise for her like a prize in a cracker jack box. Well, first of all, have you seen the large tubs? It would take a family of 6 to eat that down to the point of finding my peen in there. Went with the med. It was a sack. She went to the restroom about 45 mins into the movie. I unzipped and poked the hole in the bottom. I was excited and hard as a rock (we had been drinking for a few hours beforehand and during movie) I was a good inch or so above the popcorn line. Ready and waiting like a champ...
Well, apparently she was taking a huge, read the whole magazine type shite. I was losing interest and the butter and salt started stinging a lil. There's no room to scratch in there either by the way. When she finally returned my shite was itchy, buttery, flacid and uncomfortable. I tried to get back in the mood with no luck. Popcorn was running a lil low, and when she finally grabbed a hold of it, she thought it was a gummy worm in the popcorn. She was actually excited about that shite,but when she realized it was my buttery peen, she was not a happy camper. I was too drunk at this point and pissed off that she had to take a massive shite at the absolute worst time that I didn't even care anymore.
She yanked the sack off, and had a few choice words for me. I wish I could say I became real steel again, but it was unresponsive and embarrasing and very awkward. I zipped up and we left the movie early with no words spoken on the ride home. I dropped her off and she just got out and walked in to her place.
This post was edited on 6/13/15 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 6/14/15 at 3:49 am to pioneerbasketball
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Popcorn was running a lil low, and when she finally grabbed a hold of it, she thought it was a gummy worm in the popcorn.
I am laughing with you, not at you.
We all have our tale of woe when fantasy does not mesh with reality. As a young lad, the two of us went for a bare back ride in the moonlight. While this may be a common fantasy in romance novels I have 1 word not mentioned in any of those books.
Chiggers!
Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:14 pm to pioneerbasketball
Seriously, did I get a downvote?
Posted on 6/14/15 at 6:33 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Seriously, did I get a downvote?
I gave you an up vote so now it is 2:1
Posted on 6/14/15 at 7:08 pm to pioneerbasketball
I gave you an up vote fwiw. We all know who the serial downvoter is. Must have a lot of time on his hands.
Posted on 6/14/15 at 7:40 pm to Arkla Missy
Another downvote. :lulz:
Posted on 6/14/15 at 7:57 pm to Arkla Missy
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We all know who the serial downvoter is.
I missed the memo.
Is it a Hog poster or just some random from another board?
Posted on 6/14/15 at 8:34 pm to pioneerbasketball
Upvote because that is awesome story
Posted on 6/14/15 at 9:39 pm to TopHog1
Posted on 6/15/15 at 6:01 am to Cheese Grits
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Is it a Hog poster or just some random from another board?
Hog, for sure, & possibly an "outsider" but most def one is a Hog. ... Idc, they can down vote til they have only a stub of a finger left. Just amazes me the immaturity level.
This post was edited on 6/15/15 at 6:02 am
Posted on 6/15/15 at 6:52 am to Arkla Missy
Wish it would quit raining here.
This post was edited on 6/15/15 at 7:04 am
Posted on 6/15/15 at 6:56 am to pioneerbasketball
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Edit your post please
You're right, I misspelled a word.
... Pio, don't you have some babies to feed or work or class or something? ... You don't wanna trade nudes with a "grandma" anyway. Fixed
This post was edited on 6/15/15 at 9:06 am
Posted on 6/15/15 at 6:58 am to Arkla Missy
Got the babies fed and changed. Just finished the spring semester with a 4.0.
Edit your post please.
Edit your post please.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 7:55 am to pioneerbasketball
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wanna trade noodz?
Edit your post please.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 7:59 am to Ole Geauxt
Err, wish you guys would stop.
Posted on 6/15/15 at 8:37 am to pioneerbasketball
Upvoted
Posted on 6/15/15 at 9:02 am to pioneerbasketball
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Wish it would quit raining here.
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Got the babies fed and changed. Just finished the spring semester with a 4.0.
Edit your post please.
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Err, wish you guys would stop.
Huh?!?!??? ... Well, wtf is going on in here now?!?!?! ... Jesus, I leave for a while & come back to a bizarre clusterfrick.
... Wth are we doing except responding to your comments & in a joking manner?!?!?? Obviously, we were messing around in response to you, as we assumed you were when you made your original posts. 
Pio, I have no doubt about your fathering & academic abilities or your work ethic. I applaud your obvious taking on so much responsibility. I was joking in response to your comment, as I assumed you were when you made it. Just a suggestion - if you don't want something seen publicly & responded to, don't post it.
Now, back to original topic ... WPS RAZORBACKS!!! ... GO HOGS!!! ... KILL THE CANES!!!
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This post was edited on 6/15/15 at 9:26 am
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