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What will your Melt level be if we lose to TCU
Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:47 pm
0. I've been over this program for a long time
1. Meh, had fun seeing family & friends while eating velveeta/saltines & drinking box wine
2. Bert is Fat
3. Kurt is Fat
4. Kurt and Bert are fat
5. Deport Froholdt
6. Fire Body by Herb
7. Fire Fatass Kurt
8. Bert's got to go
9 Fire Jeff Long, Fire Bert, Fire Bert's piss ant dogs, Fire them all
10. Who's got the kerosene and where is the QB's truck?
Not sure where I will fall but I always start the day with a #2 Melt level
1. Meh, had fun seeing family & friends while eating velveeta/saltines & drinking box wine
2. Bert is Fat
3. Kurt is Fat
4. Kurt and Bert are fat
5. Deport Froholdt
6. Fire Body by Herb
7. Fire Fatass Kurt
8. Bert's got to go
9 Fire Jeff Long, Fire Bert, Fire Bert's piss ant dogs, Fire them all
10. Who's got the kerosene and where is the QB's truck?
Not sure where I will fall but I always start the day with a #2 Melt level
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Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:49 pm to Pigfeet
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5. Deport Froholdt
Posted on 9/8/17 at 7:02 pm to Pigfeet
Nowhere near as bad as your melt when you realized that the Razorbacks sold out against TCU.
Sad piofeet.
Sad piofeet.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 7:03 pm to hilltophog
At this point I'd take a Razorback loss over losing my house on Sunday.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 7:37 pm to Killean
Is that a storm surge area?
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:02 pm to arkiebrian
6
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:04 pm to Pigfeet
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4. Kurt and Bert are fat
Probably about here. No big deal
Posted on 9/8/17 at 8:26 pm to Pigfeet
Full potato if we lose
Posted on 9/9/17 at 6:42 am to Hogwarts
Posted on 9/9/17 at 7:03 am to Pigfeet
Will I be disappointed, yes. Will I be surprised, no. Will melt more if we lose to the faggies again.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 7:10 am to Pigfeet
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Will I be disappointed, yes. Will I be surprised, no. Will melt more if we lose to the faggies again.
Bert and Kurt are both fat
Posted on 9/9/17 at 7:57 am to arkiebrian
My house is outside the storm surge area, but it's right where the landfall is predicted. It's block construction but the roof may or may not be there when I get back.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 8:04 am to Pigfeet
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5. Deport Froholdt
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6. Fire Body by Herb
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:09 am to Pigfeet
Depends.
If we lose a close one I'll be in the 4 range.
If we get motorboated by TCU at home I will be somewhere around 11 or 12.
There may be a post that is nothing but a cuss words is all I'm saying.
If we lose a close one I'll be in the 4 range.
If we get motorboated by TCU at home I will be somewhere around 11 or 12.
There may be a post that is nothing but a cuss words is all I'm saying.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:27 am to Killean
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At this point I'd take a Razorback loss over losing my house on Sunday.
Same, evacuation yesterday was a nightmare.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 10:30 am to Devil_doge
If Ark loses the next two games (which is EXTREMELY likely.... A $15 million check will be cut to one fatass dude
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:03 am to Pigfeet
Froholdt graded out higher than Ragnow last game.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:09 am to Arksulli
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Depends
Yup, I'll range somewhere between 1-8 depending on type of loss in this fictitious world of us actually losing the game.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:15 am to WonderWartHawg
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Froholdt graded out higher than Ragnow last game.
Not hard when the whole line sucks.
Posted on 9/9/17 at 11:15 am to Jack Ruby
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If Ark loses the next two games (which is EXTREMELY likely.... A $15 million check will be cut to one fatass dude
Doubt it.
Bert's doing it the right way.
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