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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread

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Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:56 pm to
Dude, you gotta jump in there. Mixing it up a lil bit never hurt no one. Go guerilla if you have to.


I'm a fan of drive by's. Roll in drop an inciteful post, check back a couple hours later and fan the flames.

We have to be prepared when this coach is announced to either be the most annoying suns of guns ever, or go into straight spin mode and justify why the choice was the best for our situation. Strap in Jimmy, it's gonna get bumpy!
Posted by oklahogjr
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Member since Jan 2010
36760 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:03 am to
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1. A hog related username is not required, and is in fact discouraged. I can attest to the difficulty in trolling and rumor planting when you out yourself as a Hog fan by your username. Rantards will still have a hard time figuring it out, but most other fanbases are pretty sharp.


damn I missed this one

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2. SunHog is not to be looked at directly in the eyes or spoken to unless spoken to.


well i've never looked him in the eyes. But i've watched him go to jail.

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3. We are expected to rally to aid of any flagshipper who has poked a hornet's nest, we never fail to get the last word or .gif in.


well I got this one down.

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4. We have the highest % of wimmenz posters, encourage your lady friends to enjoy the fun. Our ladies are intelligent, beautiful, devoted, and awesome fans that make tasty sammiches.


I like my women dumb, i'll instruct none of them to post here... plus they all think i'm insider because I get my info here faster than the arkansas media can break the story.

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5. DaleDenton is the finest picker to ever pick up a dobro.


Can't argue here.

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6. Hogville is not to be linked unless to be poked fun of. Acceptable monikers for that place are Tardville, HiV, Lanny's Losers, Douglas' a-hole.

don't be discrediting my main source of information. I get all my good insider info from here.

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7. Arkansas Media are jokes, please don't source them....... EVER.


Bo mattingly knows everything. I'm pretty sure he is well connected. I mean he is never wrong afterall.

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12. GSD... we don't like em, but sometimes they happen and usually the LR side is shamed.


I don't even understand why we still play games in fayetteville. The place isn't that great and the crowd always sucks compared to LR.

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Oklahogjr remarked once that SECrant.com is a like a refugee camp for posters that hate their homer fanbase.
at least you didn't forget me. HubbHog is still on my shite list.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 7:10 am to
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Bigfathog

You'll be hard pressed to get better guidance that what CtotheVrzrbck has just posted. Get in there!
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 3:03 pm to
Paging StSteven to this thread... get in here noob
Posted by The Sultan of Swine
Member since Nov 2010
7740 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 3:09 pm to
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Paging StSteven to this thread


This! SOB...
Posted by CauleyHog
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Nov 2012
4618 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 3:11 pm to
im here. ive been a lurker for awhile now. must say yall have made me crack up almost every night. glad i finally decided to join in
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57764 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 3:21 pm to
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You do rustle BTHog's jimmies so you're OK in my book.

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with a little bit of paperwork we might be able to get you some juco credit via an internship type of situation.
Better than nothing.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57764 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 3:21 pm to
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Nah leave Dewbie be, he has to earn his degree.

No shortcuts.
Shortcut is my middle name!
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46367 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 3:44 pm to
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glad i finally decided to join in

Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 5:20 pm to
welcome to the party pussycat!
Posted by ArHog
Muss is a coward
Member since Jan 2008
32973 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 6:16 pm to
Welcome, roll up your sleeves and prepare to do work!



Posted by Notherdamnhog
Huntsville, Al
Member since Aug 2010
5942 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 6:38 pm to
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glad i finally decided to join in
Welcome aboard.




Posted by CauleyHog
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Nov 2012
4618 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:58 pm to
oh yeah! im all aboard this sail boat!
Posted by Hog Springs
I'm on a boat
Member since Nov 2010
4436 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27320 posts
Posted on 12/1/12 at 11:55 am to
Not new, but am returning after a self imposed ban. I new this year would be a flaming shite heap so I avoided the Rant to avoid a meltdown and permaban.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9626 posts
Posted on 12/5/12 at 11:47 am to
Bump for kiss-arse newb.
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9252 posts
Posted on 12/5/12 at 12:07 pm to
Fricking hogules. Get your arse in here
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:37 pm to
bump for the newbs
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 9:49 pm to


Learn it. Love it.
Posted by whataboar
Little Rock, Ark.
Member since Sep 2009
479 posts
Posted on 12/11/12 at 9:58 am to


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I am on fire and have dangerous cargo; keep clear.


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