It's dead in here

Apathy. The clown show is expected at this point. Nobody cares enough to melt.

I see Bert made his usual half time adjustment.

We're so horrible. There's really no reason not to just fire his fat arse immediately after the game. Program is a train wreck.

Pretty sure they have a pizza party at halftime. Bert is 0 for Arkansas when trailing at the half.

Collecting his salary, he will be:

1-4 vs Gus, a coach Auburn would love to fire.

1-4 vs Mullen, the Moo State Savior

0-2 vs O

0-5 vs lil Nicky

0-5 vs Sumlin

1-1 (if he is still here) vs Odom. Gonna give the benefit of the doubt here.

How the hell is he still coaching here? The shutouts to ole miss and LSU were a damning in disguise.

Now that Auburn and Alabama are out of the way I say fire him.

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How the hell is he still coaching here?

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Petrino's recruits made him look like less of a sack of shite.

Auburns probably gonna get 60 this time. Shouldn't be allowed off the field after this.

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I would even be ok with Matt Campbell at this point. Anyone but bert.

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You would only "even" be ok with him? He's at the top of my list.

If you consider our level of mediocrity over the last 6 years, frick it. I would take Gus. He has hired solid defensive coordinators during his tenure at auburn. Some offensive performances have been great. We may only win 7 or 8 in the first few seasons. Since late in the season w the lsu/ole piss shutouts, our defense has been laughable. At the time w the information at hand, bielema was a reasonable hire. AD’s don’t necessarily have a crystal ball to see how coaches will pan out. I don’t fault Long for the hire, but I do fault him for the knee jerk extension after the 2 shutouts without evidence of a better body of of work to justify it. Bielema will be one of the worst coaches in Arkansas history by conference win/loss ratio.

Frick all this shite. Im actually excited about our basketball, baseball, and underwater basket weaving teams.