re: Fire his arse.

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Long needs to have Bert's fat arse in his office as soon as he waddles it back to NWA. Time to give this fat bastard a little "pep" talk. And the fat frick needs to quit talking shite until he can back it up.

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This is what bugs me the most about Bielema.

He came in talking shite going into year one and then proceeded to get his arse handed to him in the SEC. Then, after a craptastic year one, he went and threw shade at Auburn and whined about the HUNH under the bull shite auspices of player safety. Nick Saban can whine and complain about that stuff because he wins championships; we haven't done shite. All that did was make us look like sore losers. We followed that up a 2-6 conference record and a bowl win against quite possibly the worst Texas team in nearly a quarter century.

Newsflash: no one gives a flying frick what you did at Wisconsin, since it's quite obviously in a dumpster fire of a conference. This is the fricking SEC, and we don't have the luxury of playing a schedule full of gimmes against the likes of Illinois, Northwestern, Indiana and Purdue. Shut the frick up, since you're currently sitting on a record of 11-16, 2-14.

I've blamed Petrino and his culture and recruiting for most of Bert's failures thus far, but no more, I'm done with that. This is completely on Bert and the fricking team he's created that can't run the ball even though that's supposed to be his forte.

/rant (for now)

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I was underwhelmed with the hire when I first heard.
At the end of last year, I thought, "well there it is...we are going to be a real force under BB."

I don't feel stupid for buying into the hype. Most of us have, and quite a few of the talking heads believe he is a great coach.

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I'm the same way, except I liked the hire because it's extremely rare for a team, especially one on our tier, to get a P5 coach with his track record of success.

2013 was rough as heck, especially while watching Auburn's success under Gus, regardless of the fact that it appears to be a flash in the pan.

I was down as heck last year, but still optimistic because we were playing well and capped it off with 17-0 and 30-0. I'd be lying if I thought losing to Toledo was even in the realm of possibility.

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But our defensive improvement from last year appears to be a mirage; we have no identity on offense(run game is horrible, O Line is too slow to do all the intricate blocking schemes we are running); coaching is suspect on all levels; we have no team speed whatsoever.

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This is what concerns me the most. When you're completely unable to adhere to your philosophical identity, then you have deep issues.

Right now, we're not an SEC team. We resemble his Wisconsin teams -- we're big, but slow -- and the kicker is that we play in the SEC and not against a slate of midwestern creampuffs that we can steamroll on the regular. We can't run, we transformed Alex Collins from a burner to an overweight scatback who can't move well, and we have no SEC speed on our team.

Our O-line can't block, our receivers can't separate, our backs can't find holes or make the first man miss, our secondary can't cover and our line can't generate pressure. We frickt.

keep telling yourself that