Are we really this bad? Is this for real?

We'll be outscored by 150 points in the next two games.

admiralduckwad will be here to perform his Baghdad Bob routine shortly.

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Are we really this bad? Is this for real?

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Yes.

Fire the fat man.

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Bama and Aubun game will be like watching a corpse get gang raped.

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I MAY watch the Auburn game, at least until it gets out of hand (at this point I'm assuming it will but knowing a CBB team we're bound to look like world-beaters in some random game), but I definitely won't watch us get absolutely murdered by Bama. That'll probably be one I just check the final box score and shake my head at.

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but I definitely won't watch us get absolutely murdered by Bama.

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Someone, somewhere, the fbi, the ncaa, someone needs to keep Nick Saban from murdering Austin Allen next week. I'm kind of worried about it and think I should inform somebody.

We'll probably still make a bowl. Independence most likely.

We still play Ole Miss, Coastal Carolina, and Missouri. That SHOULD be three more wins, which would get us to 5. Then we just need to beat LSU or Mississippi State which doesn't seem that far fetched . 6-6 is my prediction right now.

I hear ya but State isn't that good and it's at home.

I'm not pumping sunshine and I wish Bielema would resign but I still think we make a bowl. Hard not to nowadays with all the throwaway games.

Hoping for Shreveport because I like to gamble.

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We still play Ole Miss, Coastal Carolina, and Missouri.

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I wouldn't count either Ole Miss or Mizzou as gimmes. Both have decent to good offenses that will spread us out and probably score frequently.

After losing to Mizzou last year, I wouldn't put anything past Bert.

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Also, Mullen owns Bert and we're terrible.

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Eh, the games have been close and we beat them with Fitzgerald on the road last year. I'm not counting State as an automatic loss. Like I said, they aren't that good, and the only reason anyone thought they were good was due to their game against LSU. That win has been proven to be fool's gold.

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Austin Allens attitude isn't helping anything.

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Cant wait until this Allen project is over. We've been stuck with them since Petrino kept Bobby on staff.

We pay Bobby Allen assistant coach money and he literally does NOTHING except walk around during practice. Petrino kept him because of Brandon. Bielema kept him because of Austin. The Allens have been holding this program hostage for years. "Better not lay off Bobby or else his sons will leave and they're the only people in the state who know how to play quarterback."

Cole Kelley is obviously a better quarterback than Austin Allen but we stick with Austin because of this stupid loyalty. And what do we have to show for it? A Texas Bowl win over Charlie fricking Strong?