Katherine Webb Is A Painter? And Is Having An Art Gallery Showing?

I give two dollars, delivered.

I give two dollars, delivered.

Looks like a large breasted woman in a white dress. I call it "Boob Envy".

I prefer to do my artwork in the backyard. I'll brush some tasty sauce on some yardbird, or ribs to perfection on my little, kettle, black grill. I call it Weber-Art.

And somebody, somewhere, is going to pay a lot of money for that

My ex-wife would definitely spend all my money on that shite if she still had access to it

That's what I'd like to make face look like.

It looks like she tried to paint a Bob Ross inspired winter scene and couldn’t paint mountains or trees or a cabin or a fence. . .

I call it: random brush strokes in differing shades of blue and white. Its my life's work.

That looks awful...and I’m not talking about the painting

That looks like something Brent Musberger made in the booth during the BCS Championship when he could not stop talking about her.

Who gives a frick

I think it’s gorgeous. But that painting sucks.

It's upside down

It totally pulls the room together.

How on earth can you be proud of that? I've seen better paintings in the retarded section of the quad.

Good money-making tactic for our society's celebrity-crazed culture. Become famous for some random reason completely devoid of artistic merit. Then cash in by painting "abstract art" and leveraging your celebrity status to sell it. Honestly, she probably could've started making rap music and dumbasses would buy it.

If I shite blue that's what my toilet paper would look like.

Terrible. Only Brent Musburger would buy that.

Art can be defined as ones personal recognition of what is perceived to be art. That's about what we would expect out of that sack of hammers.