Here's The Dude Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott Allegedly Hit In Bar Incident

Break nose [ENGAGE]

Happy Birthday DTrain. I got you a broken nose!

Dude looks like a bitch. Probably deserved it.

Any chance Elliot is left handed?

This black on black crime has got to stop!

He's going to change his name to DJ Paid

"You broked-ed my nose!"

Now, he's really gonna have a party, SUCKER!!!!!

Lindsey Vonn has volunteered to reset it with her vagina.

Dtrain bout to get paid

Dude probably talked shite then turned bitch after losing the fight. Probably not a bad business decision, though - as long as he doesn't mind being the guy who made his fortune by getting his arse whipped. Maybe he and Conor McGregor can be friends.

That's not gonna breathe right

Glad elliot got picked by the cowboys. The blue completes his black mega man look.

Gotta admit... that schnoz could be easily mistaken for a punching bag.

He dead...

Well I guess it was not the thriller in Manila or the rope a dope he just got clocked .

Bet he didn't look at the baws hands.

Zeke got upset when he found out he was in a gay bar... again.

Yeah he is going to need a breathe right strip or two.

Another fine Urban Meyer product.