I Never Want To See This Pic Of Michael Jordan On A Jet Ski Again

So Obama of him

"One of, if not the, greatest athletes of all time looking like a kid who can't swim at summer camp is something I don't enjoy seeing." Then why the frick did you make a post about it dumbass? Jesus. Who hired you?

He's wearing a helmet used for skateboarding..does he even skateboard, bros

The #1 injury on a jet ski/wave runner is a concussion.

"It's uncool to be safe derrrrrr"

If I was worth as much money as he was I would also protect myself.

Another reason bron is GOAT

Clean arse waive runner.

Where have all of our heroes gone?

He has a lot of money to spend, I'd be cautious too. Maybe not helmet on a Sea Doo cautious, but I get it.

This reminds me of the Daniel Tosh joke about it being impossible to frown while riding a WaveRunner. Somehow, I think Jordan just did.

Hey Larry...maybe he's riding where helmets are required? Maybe he's trying to set an example for some children that are not in the frame? You really aren't too smart, are you?

Does that jet ski transform into the batmobile?

He looks like a window licker