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Gwyneth Paltrow steams her va jay jay ...
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:21 pm
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:21 pm
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.... do we file this one under far left wing leftist nut job - with stinky muff?
.... this has been posted as a public service announcement for all you Mizzourite fans who need to have your va jay jays steamed. And you know who you are.
.... do we file this one under far left wing leftist nut job - with stinky muff?
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Gwyneth Paltrow steams her VAGINA: Star has regular treatments to give private parts an "energetic release"
Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed she steams her VAGINA to provide an "energetic release".
Just when you thought you were having a normal, quiet Thursday.
Chris Martin's ex is big on healthy eating and fitness, and has taken her passion for pampering to a whole new level now.
The 42-year-old actress has admitted she undergoes regular Mugworth V-Steam treatments at the at the Tikkun Spa, in Santa Monica, which "cleanses" her private parts and uterus and provides an "energetic release".
The Oscar-winning star is advising all women to have the procedure to their genitals.
In a post on her lifestyle website Goop, Gwyneth revealed: "Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies.
"So, if you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get the added benefit of far infrared heat.
"And, in addition to the sauna rooms, there's a long menu of massages and kick-arse body scrubs to complement the sauna time.
"We're burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugwort V-Steam. You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.
"It is an energetic release - not just a steam douche - that balances female hormone levels. If you're in LA, you have to do it."
On the website for Tikkun Holistic Spa five different V-steams are available - the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and even a signature V-steam for men.
An individual V-steam costs $50, while a booking for five is $200.
.... this has been posted as a public service announcement for all you Mizzourite fans who need to have your va jay jays steamed. And you know who you are.
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:25 pm to scrooster
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:25 pm to scrooster
Was hoping she had stReamed it. 
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:26 pm to scrooster
When I was in Korea, most of the va jay jays weren't even washed, much less steamed.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:30 pm to scrooster
This is what you get when you give a highschool graduate more money than they know what to do with.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:32 pm to cokebottleag
I smell a business opportunity...
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:34 pm to scrooster
proof that women spend money on stupidest shite possible
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:36 pm to scrooster
And sells the drippings as Gwyneth's Clam Chowder?
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:37 pm to scrooster
What in the world? 
Posted on 1/29/15 at 1:02 pm to TigerPanzer
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And sells the drippings as Gwyneth's Clam Chowder?
Posted on 1/29/15 at 1:05 pm to scrooster
And that's a yeast infection waiting to happen. Gross.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 1:05 pm to DownSouthJukin
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I smell a business opportunity...
I smell something allright......
Posted on 1/29/15 at 1:26 pm to scrooster
funniest family guy ever
Posted on 1/29/15 at 1:41 pm to Phat Phil
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proof that women spend money on stupidest shite possible
amen
Posted on 1/29/15 at 2:35 pm to scrooster
I would tear her apart. I think she's flawless.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 2:50 pm to DownSouthJukin
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I smell a business opportunity...
That's not a business offer you smell...it's Paltrow's stank vajayjay pre-steaming.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 2:56 pm to Carolina_Girl
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That's not a business offer you smell...it's Paltrow's stank vajayjay pre-steaming.
Gwyneth's Clam Chowder, a rich broth of vaginal discharge, mucus and bacteria. Your family will love it!
Posted on 1/29/15 at 3:00 pm to scrooster
Communal v-steam chairs? I can hear it now:
"Someone has her v-chair set on high again."
"Why do you say that?"
"I know over-cooked fish when I smell it."
"Someone has her v-chair set on high again."
"Why do you say that?"
"I know over-cooked fish when I smell it."
Posted on 1/29/15 at 3:17 pm to Kentucker
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Communal v-steam chairs? I can hear it now:
"Someone has her v-chair set on high again."
"Why do you say that?"
"I know over-cooked fish when I smell it."
I was thinking more along the lines of those traveling massage therapists. I could invent a portable VagiSteamer and give paying females "the treatment" in the comfort of their own home, office, etc. If successful, set up franchises of traveling VagiSteamer technicians.
"Want to make money and do what you love all at the same time???!!!"
Posted on 1/29/15 at 3:29 pm to DownSouthJukin
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"Want to make money and do what you love all at the same time???!!!"
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