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Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 4:24 pm to
"Former Stanley Steemer employee opens spa in Santa Monica"

Doesn't need no man to get hot and bothered, just a Korean and a steam vac...
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 1/29/15 at 4:55 pm to
I'm really glad I don't own a vagina. Seems like the upkeep would be hell.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46421 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

big on healthy eating and fitness


quote:

It is an energetic release - not just a steam douche - that balances female hormone levels.


Isn't it pretty widly recommended by actual health professionals to NOT do this? Messes with otherwise normal bodily functions and can lead to infections and all that stuff.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98921 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Isn't it pretty widly recommended by actual health professionals to NOT do this? Messes with otherwise normal bodily functions and can lead to infections and all that stuff.



Pretty much. It cleans itself as long as you take care of yourself. If you actually need to douche then you have some underlying issues that need to be addressed.
This post was edited on 1/29/15 at 5:13 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

If you actually need to douche then you have some underlying issues that need to be addressed.


Or it could be that you're married and have your interior walls painted regularly.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90509 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

V-steam for men.


AKA Cleveland Steamer
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98921 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 5:34 pm to
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Or it could be that you're married and have your interior walls painted regularly.


Even at that, it still cleans itself (obviously with the help of some soap and water). Douching can really frick up your pH and cause shite like bacterial vaginosis.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27192 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

bacterial vaginosis


/thread
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37595 posts
Posted on 1/29/15 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

I'm really glad I don't own a vagina. Seems like the upkeep would be hell.


... and people always wanting to steal it.

I figure it must be like owning fine table silver.

It sits around doing nothing except for once or twice a year, once it gets old and antique especially ... then you pull it out and polish it and make it shiny then eat (with) it.

If someone breaks into your house it's always the first thing they steal.

Your wife will hold onto it like the family china, if not moreso.
Posted by dead money
kyle, tx
Member since Feb 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 8:07 am to
She's likea hundred times crazier than she looks. From her parenting theories, her Auschwitz vegetarian diet agendas, --to stories like this..... Just tattoo it on her forehead "dumb psycho bitch", you'll do the world a great favor.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27835 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:28 am to
If they use different things to make the steam, say beer, or steak sauce for example what would happen? Maybe bacon flavor.

Kind of like putting beer or juice in the water pan on your smoker.
This post was edited on 1/30/15 at 9:38 am
Posted by DMagic
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:35 am to
So she's a squirter?
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
37595 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:36 am to
quote:

If they use different things to make the steam, say beer, or steak sauce for example what would happen? Maybe bacon flavor.




Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27835 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:41 am to
Thanks bro, it seems like the obvious best use of the process to me.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19203 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 9:50 am to
This thread has had me and then .
It has run the full gamut.

Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
5146 posts
Posted on 1/30/15 at 3:48 pm to
I don't see what the big deal is. I've been steaming my urethea for years.
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