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Sex Toys for Christmas
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:07 am
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:07 am
Anybody ever give their SO such things? If so, what?
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:08 am to guschamp84
Does my schlong count on Christmas morning? 
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:19 am to guschamp84
Never have, though it's crossed my mind.
Get the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Get the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:55 am to guschamp84
Maybe as a stocking stuffer you could get away with it. Buy the gift and go to VS and also buy some hot stockings. Wrap the toy in the stockings and put it in a stocking. Present it to her the night before Christmas as a stocking stuffer. If she has a sense of humor she will dig it. Better have a nice present for her in the morning though or you will just end up looking like a jerk.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:57 am to guschamp84
Do yourself a favor and just take her with you after Christmas and let her pick what she wants.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:24 pm to guschamp84
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Anybody ever give their SO such things?
I did it one year. Wife smiled when she opened it. Later that night we went to my parents house and she re-gifted it to my mom.
j/k (but that would be the likely result).
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:16 pm to guschamp84
I bought some items for a girl I was hanging out with at the time.. She did not approve and I lost money
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:21 pm to guschamp84
Not sure if I'm allowed to link it, but there is a site called blushbox that you can order from that women seem to like. Makes a nice little surprise gift.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 11:56 pm to BluegrassBelle
See heres the deal, been married a few years. Some variety would be cool. I love her (a lot) but shes so conservative that anything outright porn or weird wont work.
I'd like to get her something she'd dig like a vibe or something to start the party. And we have kids, a stocking stuffer wouldnt work. Was thinking of something on Xmas eve... :lol
And I will NEVER be able to get her to go shopping for dildos. just wont happen. Though...maybe I will check to see if there are gift certificates to Adam & Eve or something where she can shop online and "surprise me".
I'd like to get her something she'd dig like a vibe or something to start the party. And we have kids, a stocking stuffer wouldnt work. Was thinking of something on Xmas eve... :lol
And I will NEVER be able to get her to go shopping for dildos. just wont happen. Though...maybe I will check to see if there are gift certificates to Adam & Eve or something where she can shop online and "surprise me".
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:09 am to guschamp84
Nothing says "I love you" like a strap on or a double sided dildo.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 4:09 am to guschamp84
Maybe Christmas is not the perfect time for this - it sounds like you are looking for something to help your sex life - which is for both of you, not just her.
New Year's Eve may be better.
New Year's Eve may be better.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 4:17 am to guschamp84
As Catfan said, a strap-on, with a strap on you can solo DP her. As a conservative Christian, she probabaly isn't down for a threesome so I think that would be a very thoughtful gift.
- Cat, didn't know you were into that.
- Cat, didn't know you were into that.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:33 am to guschamp84
Batteries would be great. Mine are about dead. Thanks in advance!
Posted on 12/24/14 at 5:44 am to guschamp84
Nothing says "go frick yourself" better than giving someone a dildo as a christmas present.
Maybe a seperate stocking laying on the bed after all presents have been exchanged and its not considered a present at all.
Maybe a seperate stocking laying on the bed after all presents have been exchanged and its not considered a present at all.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:25 am to NorthGwinnett LSU
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Does my schlong count on Christmas morning?
Only if you tie a bow around it
Posted on 12/24/14 at 7:31 am to NorthGwinnett LSU
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Does my schlong count on Christmas morning?
If you play with it then it's a toy.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:12 am to CatFan81
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Nothing says "I love you" like a strap on or a double sided dildo.
Poor Santa.
Posted on 12/24/14 at 9:18 am to CheeseburgerEddie
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- Cat, didn't know you were into that.
I'm not. I don't even own any sex toys. No need for them.
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