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Who else never believed in Santa Claus?
Posted on 12/23/14 at 7:40 am
Posted on 12/23/14 at 7:40 am
When I was about 4 my mom told me about Santa Claus.
I promptly looked up the chimney and told her flatly that there was no way a fat man in a red suit could fit down a chimney.
I guess my attitude disappoints a lot of people, but I've always only believed in things I could actually see. Maybe that's why I became an agnostic.
I promptly looked up the chimney and told her flatly that there was no way a fat man in a red suit could fit down a chimney.
I guess my attitude disappoints a lot of people, but I've always only believed in things I could actually see. Maybe that's why I became an agnostic.
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Posted on 12/23/14 at 7:41 am to samson'sseed
We're all duly impressed.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 7:42 am to samson'sseed
My parents didn't do Santa Claus with me and my sibs. Didn't detract from the magic of the holiday for us, though 
Calling bullshite
And now you've made it a religion thread. Good job
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I promptly looked up the chimney and told her flatly that there was no way a fat man in a red suit could fit down a chimney.
Calling bullshite
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I guess my attitude disappoints a lot of people, but I've always only believed in things I could actually see. Maybe that's why I became an agnostic.
And now you've made it a religion thread. Good job
Posted on 12/23/14 at 7:44 am to TbirdSpur2010
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And now you've made it a religion thread. Good job
Didn't even read the rest, but he sounds like your stereotypical angry white dude who wants to be special so he says he's an agnostic rather than an atheist.
Bet he's 1/16th Cherokee, too.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 7:47 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Didn't even read the rest, but he sounds like your stereotypical angry white dude who wants to be special so he says he's an agnostic rather than an atheist.
Are agnostics hipster atheists?
Posted on 12/23/14 at 7:50 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Are agnostics hipster atheists?
Poseurs really.
If you don't know, you can't confirm, if you can't confirm, you can't believe and if you can't believe: Well, we know where that leaves you.
Sort of like the opposite of a juror on a trial.
Before the trial, the person is accused. You cannot say whether or not they actually did it, but they are innocent until proven otherwise.
Similarly, if you're an agnostic, you are undecided, and as an undecided person you can't believe and must wait for more evidence for the "conviction".
Anyway, I love Santa, and I'd build a cult around him.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 7:52 am to samson'sseed
I don't see what the problem is.. It's not like our parents told us the truth the entire time
Posted on 12/23/14 at 7:55 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Santa is a pimp 
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:14 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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he sounds like your stereotypical angry white dude who wants to be special
You just described Libertarians.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:27 am to samson'sseed
you're the coolest
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:33 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Bet he's 1/16th Cherokee, too.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:53 am to Stonehog
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You just described Libertarians.
This is funny to me because this guy has the exact same cadence/manner of telling a story as my friend who is also a Libertarian and has tales of "grandeur" like this one.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:57 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Santa-deniers, libertarians, vegans, people who do crossfit, etc. They care more about everyone knowing that they're "different" instead of just living their lives.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:01 am to Stonehog
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Santa-deniers, libertarians, vegans, people who do crossfit, etc. They care more about everyone knowing that they're "different" instead of just living their lives.
So, so true
Especially about crossfitters
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:47 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Especially about crossfitters
Dude I just snorted so hard about this. Holy frick that was great.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 9:55 am to Stonehog
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people who do crossfit
Now I know you're a liberal, but you don't have to use this term so loosely.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 10:07 am to samson'sseed
My parents would go to the trouble of planting bells and other Santa and reindeer things around the house to keep me believing. I can't wait to lie to my kids about Santa, I'm going to make them believe that shite til they're teenagers
Posted on 12/23/14 at 10:38 am to samson'sseed
fricking communist parents. You were ROBBED. You know that right?
Posted on 12/23/14 at 10:46 am to samson'sseed
You sound miserable
Posted on 12/23/14 at 12:24 pm to samson'sseed
My friend and his wife told their 2 yr old Santa isn't realt because they're hippies and they said they don't want to lie to their kid.
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